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Doamne !

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Am un tatuaj.

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Oh, ala nu e un tatuaj.

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Ala, dragul meu, e o stampila de vagaboanda.

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Un semn de vagaboanda.

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Copii, de prea multe ori in viata,

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luam decizii cu care nu suntem pregatiti sa traim.

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Aceasta e povestea acelor decizii

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si a consecintelor sale.

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Spuneti 'adio', copii,

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caci nu o sa mai fie pentru mult timp.

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Dar Ted, daca renunti la fluture

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Cum o sa mai stie lumea

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Ca esti un stripper din Reno
cu probleme de tata?

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Da, da, bucurati-va de aceste
ultime momente de batjocura

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Pentru ca in doar
zece sedinte uimitor de scumpe,

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Stella va sterge fluturele

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de pe spatele meu.

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- Stella ?
- Dr. Stella Zinman.

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E cea mai buna in domeniu.

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Si e si draguta.

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De fapt... vom merge
la un film impreuna diseara.

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Ce ?

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Am invitat-o in oras.

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Ted, de ce ai face asa ceva ?

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Ce se intampla cu tine ?

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- Ce ? Ce vrei sa spui ?
- Omule...

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Nu faci caca in acelasi loc unde mananci.

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Oh, nu, asta nu se pune.

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Daca e cineva pe care il vezi
in mod frecvent

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Si pe care nu-l poti evita...

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si, in acest caz, il mai si platesti...

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Deci da, se pune.

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Ted,

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Ai auzit de regula de aur, nu ?

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"Iubeste-ti vecinul ?"

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Uh, de fapt, e "iubeste-ti aproapele

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asa cum ai vrea sa te iubeasca si el pe tine."

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E din Biblie.

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La naiba, Ted
am lucrat la chestia asta

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unde regula de aur e
"iubeste-ti vecinul"

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Acum, regula de aur
e "iubeste-ti vecinul".

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Dar mai presus de aceasta exista alta regula :

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Regula de platina :

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"Niciodata, niciodata, niciodata
sa nu-ti iubesti vecinul."

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Ah, ce dragut.

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Dar ea nu este vecina mea;
e doctorita mea.

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- Si acum, daca imi permiti...
- Asteapta, Ted

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Barney are dreptate.

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Iti amintesti ce s-a intamplat cu mine
si Curt la munca ?

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Oh, da, si-ti amintesti
ce s-a intamplat cu noi

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si cu familia Gerard de alaturi

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Trebuie sa-ti aduc aminte

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ce s-a intamplat cu mine si cu Wendy chelnerita ?

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Mda, n-am timp pentru asta.

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Voi iesi pe usa
de indata ce termin de aranjat parul.

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Bine, deci avem o jumatate de ora la dispozitie.

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Si in acest timp, te vom convinge

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sa nu iesi pe usa.

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E o poveste mai veche decat timpul, prietene

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Si de fiecare data
parcurgi aceeasi opt pasi.

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Pasul 1: atractia.

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E adevarat.

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Nu e posibil.

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-12 dintre ele.
- Nu se poate.

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- Poftim ginul si tonicul tau.
- Mersi.

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Oh, Doamne.

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Uita-te la asta.

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Voi trebuie sa fiti noii nostri vecini.

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- Eu sunt Michael.
- Iar eu Laura.

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Oh, buna si bine ati venit in blocul nostru. Mda.

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Stiti vreun loc bun pe aici
unde putem servi un brunch ?

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Iubim brunch-ul !

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Tu trebuie sa fii Robin.

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Curt "The Iron Man (omul de fier) Irons".

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Voi prezenta Stirile Sportive.

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Oh. Bine ai venit.

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Imi pari cunoscut.

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Ai fost cumva atlet ?

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Hockey.

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Atractia e imediata
si nu o poti nega.

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Dar tu trebuie sa stii mai bine.

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Ti-ai vazut prietenii
facand aceleasi greseli si inainte.

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Ai ras de ei.

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Fraierii.

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Si totusi, te gandesti

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"Asta e diferit. Regula de Platina
nu se aplica si in cazul meu."

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si acesta e pasul 2.

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Negocierea.

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- Cred ca am facut o pasiune pentru noul tip de la sport.
- Nu.

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- Nu, nu face asta.
- Nu, nu.

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Stiu, stiu.

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Dar a jucat hockey,
iar eu sunt canadianca.

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Nu ma pot abtine.

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Daca i-ar lipsi cativa dinti,

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probabil ca eu l-as fi lovit.

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Robin, e o greseala.

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Iti mai aduci aminte ce s-a intamplat
cu mine si cu Marshall ?

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Familia Gerard de alaturi?

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Michael si Laura.

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Sunt grozavi !

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Ii vom invita la cina.

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- Nu ! Nu ! Chiar ?
- Sunteti nebuni ?

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Prieteni,

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Asta e New York.

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Nu te imprietenesti cu vecinii.

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Le raspunzi politicos la salut pe hol.

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Chemi politia daca nu i-ai mai vazut
de ceva timp

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si miroase ceva ciudat
si atat.

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Nu ne vom da intalniri cu ei.

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O sa fim doar prieteni cu ei.

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Asta e versiunea intalnirilor in cupluri.

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Si aveti versiunea cuplurilor a ceea ce ei considera fierbinte.

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Vreti sa mergeti la hambarul de olarit cu ei.

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Vreti sa mergeti la antichitati cu ei, nu-i asa ?

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Vreti sa mergeti la antichitati pana le sar ochii.

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Mai trebuie sa-ti amintesc

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ce s-a intamplat cu mine si cu
Wendy chelnerita ?

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M-am hotarat sa o seduc
pe Wendy chelnerita.

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Nu!

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- Nu face asta !
- Cerere respinsa !

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Ce regula exista

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care spune ca nu pot seduce
chelnerita de la barul meu preferat ?

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Nu stiu. Ma asteptam sa ai tu una deja

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Mda, cu un nume atragator.

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Ei bine, nu am.

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Nu am niciuna si nici nu voi avea

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pentru ca e o idee grozava.

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Haideti.

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Ea e naiva. Eu sunt plictisit.

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Suntem perfecti unul pentru celalalt.

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Barney.

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Iubim barul asta.

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Daca strici tot din cauza lui Wendy chelnerita,

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vei omori barul.

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- Bar-Killer (ucigatorul de baruri).
- Nu omori barul, omule.

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Mda, ei bine... cred ca va fi bine.

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Si a fost o greseala imensa.

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Mda, ei bine... cred ca va fi bine..

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Si a fost o greseala imensa.

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Mda, ei bine... cred ca va fi bine..

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Si a fost o greseala imensa.

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Mda, ei bine... cred ca va fi bine..

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tradus de :
andreea_i22@yahoo.com

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Ted, crede-ma

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Nu vrei sa faci asta.

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Stella si cu mine suntem adulti.

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Suntem amandoi oameni inteligenti, maturi

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capabili de a lua decizii corecte.

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Ai un semn de vagaboanda sub forma de fluture.

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Vedem doar un film.

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Daca o sa mi se para ceva ciudat, ma voi retrage.

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Asta crede toata lumea.

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Si astfel urmeaza pasul 3:

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Supunerea.

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Noapte buna.

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Hei, Barney.

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Carl a trebuit sa plece.
Te superi daca imi dai o mana de ajutor ?

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Deloc.

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Robin.

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Am 2 bilete la Rangers.

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La centrul terenului.

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Vrei sa mergi ?

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Si apoi descoperim ca cei ce ne carau mobila
ne-au pierdut toate cutiile cu lucrurile din bucatarie.

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Nu avem nici macar o oala sau o tigaie.

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Vom comanda acasa.

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Vreti sa luati cina cu noi in seara asta ?

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- Ii iubesc.
- Si eu la fel.

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Asta a fost un mod interesant de a folosi sifonul.

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Apa minerala poate rezolva orice.

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In sfarsit s-a intamplat.

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In tot acest timp,

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fiecare bautura pe care ti-am adus-o...

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simteam ca e o legatura intre noi.

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Si aveam dreptate.

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Hei, pot sa iau un gin tonic ?

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Pot sa pun pariu ca nici nu le-ai platit.

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Oh, am platit pentru ele.

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Dar trebuie sa recunosti, exista o parte superioara

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care distruge regula de platina.

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Cum ar fi, ca de exemplu, eu fiind iubitul ei

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as putea sa primesc o reducere pentru tratament.

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Oh, Ted.

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Bineinteles ca exista o parte superioara a regulii.

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La inceput.

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Acesta e pasul 4.

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Beneficii.

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Putem imparti un taxi mergand spre munca.

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Intotdeauna avem o intalnire la pranz.

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Si aseara, la meciul de hockey

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Curt a reusit sa ne bage in vestiare

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si l-am cunoscut pe Mason Raymond.

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Jucator de stanga la Vancouver Canucks.

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Si care e opusul numelui?

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La naiba.

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Fiti entuziasmati.

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Da, ne vedem in fiecare zi,

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dar cred ca merge foarte bine.

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Asta e ceea ce credeam si noi.

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Si e atat de convenabil.

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Sunt chiar alaturi.

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Sa zicem ca e duminica

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si vrem sa avem o intalnire dubla
la un brunch cu cineva ?

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Pur si simplu mergem alaturi.

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Si sa spunem ca vrem sa avem o cina

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sa exploram vinul si mancarea

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de pe valea Loirei din Franta ?

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Pur si simplu mergem alaturi.

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Sa zicem ca vrem
sa jucam mima...

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Mergeti pur si simplu alaturi?

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Haideti, oameni buni. Bucurati-va pentru noi,

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avem ceva minunat aici.

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Asta e ceea ce credeam si eu.

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- Omule, trebuie sa scapi de ea.
- Nu trebuie...

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Buna, dragule.

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Am obtinut astea din bucatarie, pe gratis.

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Bine.

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Pa,

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adica nu "la revedere". Nu plec

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Voi fi acolo.

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Bine.

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Haideti, oameni buni. Nacho pe gratis.

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Ce e?

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Ne place barul asta.

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Nu omori barul, omule.

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Iubim barul asta, nu omori barul, omule.

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Barul asta e ca o casa pentru noi.

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- Nu omori barul, omule.
- Omori barul, omule.

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Nu omor barul.

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Wendy chelnerita

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a vazut cum 'lucrez' in barul asta.

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E clar

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pentru toata lumea implicata

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ca asta nu e mai mult decat
o aventura trecatoare.

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E bine.

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Dar nu era.

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E bine.

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Dar nu era.

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E bine.

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Dar nu era.

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Ceea ce ne duce
la pasul 5: Punctul critic

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... dar ar trebui sa revina pe teren

243
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pana la antrenamentul din primavara.

244
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Si astea au fost stirile sportive.

245
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Ai legatura, Robin.

246
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Multumesc, omule de fier.

247
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Ne intoarcem imediat.

248
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Si ati iesit din emisie.

249
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Deci vrei sa facem ceva mai tarziu ?

250
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,100
Oh, acum vorbesti cu mine ?

251
00:09:32,170 --> 00:09:35,070
Despre ce vorbesti ?

252
00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:37,470
Ma refer la seara trecuta.

253
00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:39,440
Ai spus ca o sa suni dar nu ai facut-o.

254
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Mi-a fost dor de tine si te-am asteptat,
dar nu ai sunat.

255
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Si chiar m-a durut.

256
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:48,780
Um, imi pare rau. Am uitat.

257
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Imi pare rau, scumpo

258
00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:52,450
Nu vreau sa  ne certam in seara asta.

259
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E aniversarea noastra de o saptamana.

260
00:09:57,090 --> 00:09:59,160
La sugestia mea, tu...

261
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Hei, wendy, fa-mi o favoare

262
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si trimite un pahar de sampanie

263
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acelei tinere dragute de acolo.

264
00:10:06,370 --> 00:10:07,170
Ce?

265
00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:12,170
Acolo.

266
00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,540
Tu.

267
00:10:14,610 --> 00:10:17,250
Tu esti tanara draguta...

268
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e ceea ce vroiam sa zic.

269
00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:22,420
Sampanie ? Vrei ? Din partea mea.

270
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Oh. Bine.

271
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Mersi, scumpule.

272
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Bine.

273
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Bine.

274
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Hei, vecinilor.

275
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Am cumparat tot ce trebuie
pentru o petrecere mexicana.

276
00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:41,370
Ei bine, noi avem bilete...

277
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,140
Si nicio petrecere nu ar
fi completa fara...

278
00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,470
Omule, noi de fapt ne-am
facut alte planuri, deci...

279
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Bine. Un cuvant.

280
00:10:46,170 --> 00:10:47,880
2 silabe, seamana cu...

281
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..."parada". "mima"

282
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Mima.

283
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Ce ziceti ?

284
00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:07,830
- Oh, nu.
- Oh, nu. - Oh, nu.

285
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Si ajungem la pasul 6.

286
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Mda, asculta, eu plec.

287
00:11:13,530 --> 00:11:14,830
Si daca vrei sa notezi
restul pe o hartie,

288
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il voi citi maine.

289
00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:18,270
Nu face asta, Ted.

290
00:11:18,330 --> 00:11:19,400
Vrei sa te dai din calea mea ?

291
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,200
- Nu face asta, Ted.
- Bine.

292
00:11:21,270 --> 00:11:22,370
Nu o face.

293
00:11:22,470 --> 00:11:24,470
Omule ! Doamne !

294
00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:25,480
Era perfect !

295
00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:27,410
Esti asa un nemernic.

296
00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,180
Si ajungem la pasul 6.

297
00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:32,010
In sfarsit ai realizat
ca ai facut o greseala imensa

298
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si acum trebuie sa traiesti cu ea.

299
00:11:33,550 --> 00:11:36,120
Pasul 6 se cheama "Purg"... asteapta.

300
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Asteapta in continuare...

301
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asteapta pentru toata eternitatea

302
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doar sa descoperi ca nu exista
nicio scapare "-atoriu".

303
00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:45,160
Doamne, sunt asa

304
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o fraiera.

305
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Mda.

306
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Curt "omul de fier"

307
00:11:50,930 --> 00:11:52,770
continua sa-mi lase mesaje de dragoste
pe post-it-uri.

308
00:11:52,870 --> 00:11:54,540
Pe prompter, pe birou,

309
00:11:55,070 --> 00:11:56,640
pe aparatul de facut cafea,

310
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pe borcanul cu pachetele de zahar
de langa aparatul de facut cafea.

311
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"Niste zahar pentru dulceata mea."

312
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Omul de fier.

313
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Imi aduc aminte de asta.

314
00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:10,650
Doamne, suntem asa niste fraieri.

315
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Da.

316
00:12:12,090 --> 00:12:13,190
De fiecare data cand incercam sa iesim,

317
00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:15,060
ei sunt afara, asteptandu-ne.

318
00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,990
Uneori, il trimitem pe Ted
ca cercetas.

319
00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:19,630
Si nu e nimeni.

320
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:23,330
Apoi iesim o secunda mai tarziu
si iata-i.

321
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,600
E infricosator si supranatural.

322
00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:26,740
Sunt fantome ? Numai noi ii vedem ?

323
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,570
"Hei, vecine. "Hei, vecine. "Hei, vecine."

324
00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:32,810
Hmm, imi amintesc de asta.

325
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,080
Cum ati putut sa ma lasati
sa ma intalnesc cu Wendy chelnerita ?

326
00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:36,650
- Oh, cred ca glumesti.
- Ce ?!

327
00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:38,580
- Nu omori barul, omule.
- Ti-am zis, "nu o face"

328
00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:50,490
Propriul meu bar.

329
00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:54,130
Nu pot agata in propriul meu bar.

330
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,330
Vi-l amintiti pe vechiul Barney ?

331
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,700
Era un leu, era regele junglei,

332
00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,900
isi alegea o prada si o urmarea

333
00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:03,210
si apoi ataca prada.

334
00:13:03,270 --> 00:13:04,470
Cred ca ai un abator acasa

335
00:13:04,540 --> 00:13:06,110
plin de cadavre, nu-i asa ?

336
00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:07,210
Acum uita-te la mine.

337
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,710
Linistit, sterilizat.

338
00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:11,380
Ce era odata

339
00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:13,080
jungla mea
acum a devenit gradina mea zoologica.

340
00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:17,150
Si sunt obligat sa ma imperechez
cu aceeasi leoaica

341
00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:20,220
din nou si din nou
si din nou,

342
00:13:20,290 --> 00:13:22,290
in timp ce familiile platesc
sa priveasca.

343
00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:25,330
Mda, metafora asta se cam dezintegreaza.

344
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:30,270
Puneti-mi un clopotel in jurul gatului
si scarpinati-ma pe burta, copii

345
00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:34,470
caci acum am ajuns doar o pisica domestica docila

346
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,810
Miau.

347
00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:39,640
Ei bine, iubim barul asta.

348
00:13:39,710 --> 00:13:41,080
Nu o poti parasi.

349
00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:43,110
Daca trebuie, casatoreste-te cu ea.

350
00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:45,820
Wendy chelnerita cratima Stinson.

351
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,120
Nu omori barul, omule.

352
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,360
Si astfel, inevitabil,
trebuie sa faci lucrul

353
00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:55,390
de care ti-a fost teama pana acum.

354
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,660
Acum, o "relatie-ctomie"

355
00:13:57,730 --> 00:14:00,060
este o operatie destul de delicata,

356
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,170
dar in cazul regulii de platina,

357
00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:06,340
e nevoie de o mana foarte,
foarte perspicace si acesta e

358
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,140
Pasul 7: Confruntarea.

359
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:16,180
Curt, trebuie sa vorbim.

360
00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:18,750
Imi placi...

361
00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:20,420
Prieteni, ne place mult de voi...

362
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,450
Nu-mi place de tine.

363
00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:26,190
Ne prefacem ca ceea ce e intre noi merge,
dar de fapt nu merge.

364
00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:28,760
Si am inceput sa ma satur
de toata mima.

365
00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:30,330
Am inceput sa ne plictisim de mima.

366
00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:32,230
Vreau sa spun, nu te plac in felul acela.

367
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,000
Te placeam in acel mod.

368
00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:35,300
Dar acum, ca am vazut totul

369
00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:36,930
Tot ce era de vazut, nu stiu,

370
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,100
As cam vrea sa vad aceleasi parti

371
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,200
doar ca la alte fete.

372
00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:45,140
Si poate, putem sa ne intoarcem
la faza in care eram doar colegi.

373
00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:48,980
Poate trebuie sa ne intoarcem la faza
in care eram doar vecini.

374
00:14:50,010 --> 00:14:51,050
Tu si cu alte fete,

375
00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:52,420
daca te bagi in asa ceva.

376
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,180
Dar celelalte fete trebuie sa fie si ele acolo.

377
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,220
Asta e partea cea mai importanta.

378
00:14:57,290 --> 00:15:00,920
Dumnezeule, te ingrozeste

379
00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:03,730
ideea de a te apropia de cineva,
nu-i asa ?

380
00:15:03,790 --> 00:15:05,190
Sau asta.

381
00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:06,130
Sa zicem ca e asta.

382
00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:09,370
Deci poti sa-mi dai un gin tonic ?

383
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,670
Si in oricare alta relatie,

384
00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:13,570
asta ar fi tot.

385
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,470
Sfarsitul povestii.

386
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,070
Dar pentru ca esti nevoit sa vezi
aceasta persoana din nou,

387
00:15:17,170 --> 00:15:20,310
Exista un pas 8: Consecintele

388
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:22,080
Si acum urmeaza

389
00:15:22,150 --> 00:15:25,210
Curt "the iron man" cu stirile sportive.

390
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,680
Curt ?

391
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,190
Curt ?

392
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,860
Ei bine, cei de la Knicks au pierdut.

393
00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:41,030
Da, e trist.

394
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:43,100
Au avut o sansa adevarata.

395
00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:46,940
Si apoi, dintr-o data, joc pierdut.

396
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,110
Si de ce ?

397
00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:50,270
De ce, Robin ?

398
00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:54,040
Uh, ei bine, perimetrul de aruncat la cos

399
00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:56,150
a fost cam inexistent in acest sezon...

400
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,110
Cei de la Knicks au pierdut caci le era frica
sa nu fie raniti.

401
00:15:58,180 --> 00:15:59,820
Si astfel nici n-au incercat.

402
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,150
Ei bine, stii la ce ma gandesc ?

403
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:03,590
Eu cred

404
00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:06,120
ca cei de la Knicks de la inceput nu au meritat
dragostea mea.

405
00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:08,020
Cei de la Knicks sunt naspa.

406
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,170
Si acestea au fost stirile din sport.

407
00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:18,570
Vezi ceva ?

408
00:16:18,630 --> 00:16:19,770
Cred ca e liber.

409
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,170
Bine, hai, hai, hai !

410
00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:31,150
Era cat pe-aci.

411
00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:32,180
Prea aproape.

412
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:34,480
Cred ca iti bagi joc de mine.

413
00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:35,250
Ce ne facem ?

414
00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:37,350
N-am nicio idee.

415
00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:40,760
Sunteti acolo ?

416
00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:42,090
Mi-am uitat cheile. Imi puteti deschide ?

417
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,160
E doar Ted.

418
00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:45,960
Stai !

419
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:48,260
E cineva ?

420
00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:50,170
Prieteni ?

421
00:16:57,740 --> 00:17:01,110
Iubito, avem doar o singura solutie.

422
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:02,780
Bine, grabeste-te ! Michael
si Laura sunt probabil...

423
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,720
Hei, vecinilor.

424
00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:12,060
Barney, vreau sa stii ca n-am resentimente.

425
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,560
Nu a fost cea mai buna idee

426
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:14,660
sa fim impreuna.

427
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,130
Sper ca putem fi in continuare prieteni.

428
00:17:17,190 --> 00:17:18,490
Mersi, Wendy.

429
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:19,830
Bineinteles ca putem.

430
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:20,830
Daca mai ai nevoie de ceva, sa ma anunti.

431
00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:26,170
Trebuie sa recunosc

432
00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:27,240
A fost foarte matur din partea ei.

433
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,170
Va incerca sa ma omoare.

434
00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:32,140
Asta e otravit.

435
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:33,480
Ce ? Esti ridicol.

436
00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:35,040
Si al tau e otravit.

437
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:36,680
Incearca sa ma omoare pe mine si
pe toti cei apropiati mie.

438
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:38,280
- Despre ce vorbesti ?
- Ted !

439
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,220
Analizeaza situatia : i-am dat papucii.

440
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,120
Si ea zice, "fara resentimente"

441
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:44,320
E o psihopata !

442
00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:45,790
Ce alta explicatie mai poate fi ?

443
00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:48,560
Ideea ca te convingi singur
ca ea e nebuna

444
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,690
ca sa nu trebuiasca sa faci fata ideii mult mai probabile

445
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,160
cum ca nici ea nu mai vrea sa se intalneasca cu tine ?

446
00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:55,130
De unde a luat

447
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,200
Marshall acel hamburger ?

448
00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:57,500
Nu stiu, banuiesc ca

449
00:17:57,570 --> 00:17:59,300
Wendy chelnerita i l-a dus.

450
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,900
Nuuuuuu !

451
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,150
Omule.

452
00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:12,220
Cu placere.

453
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,180
Asteapta o secunda.

454
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,780
Tu stai aici,

455
00:18:14,850 --> 00:18:18,190
pretinzind ca esti expert in asta,

456
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:20,460
dar adevarul e ca despartirea ta

457
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,720
nu a avut nicio consecinta ?

458
00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:23,160
Inca.

459
00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:24,660
Esti un idiot.

460
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:26,130
Bine, eu am plecat.

461
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,630
- Ce ?!
- Am o intalnire.

462
00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:32,400
- Ce... ?
- Esti asa un nemernic !

463
00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:35,270
Ted, nu ai ascultat ?

464
00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:36,970
Atractia, negocierea, supunerea,

465
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,080
beneficiile, punctul critic,

466
00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:40,840
Purgatoriul, confruntarea, consecintele !

467
00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:42,180
Toate acestea ti se vor intampla si tie

468
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,950
La fel de sigur cum ni s-au intamplat si noua !

469
00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:45,210
E o lege a naturii !

470
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,550
Ei bine, m-am saturat de toate regulile !

471
00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:48,850
Sunt prea multe !

472
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:49,950
Tabelul cu tipa fierbinte si nebuna, legea acra,

473
00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:51,750
regula de platina...

474
00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:52,920
Daca fiecare persoana din lume

475
00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:54,160
ti-ar urma fiecare regula,

476
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,590
umanitatea ar inceta sa mai existe.

477
00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:58,800
Da, sunt sanse

478
00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,060
ca Stella si cu mine

479
00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:01,400
sa nu traim impreuna pana la adanci batraneti.

480
00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:03,870
Sansele coplesitoare fac ca totul sa se incheie rau.

481
00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:05,400
Si cand se va intampla,

482
00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:07,600
va fi din cauza unuia dintre milioanele de posibile cauze.

483
00:19:07,670 --> 00:19:09,170
Dar asta nu inseamna ca nu voi incerca.

484
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,170
Si cand va esua,

485
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:14,180
asa sa ma ajute Dumnezeu, nu va fi din cauza unei reguli.

486
00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:18,280
P.S.

487
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:21,550
Tocmai mi-ai facut parul sa arate grozav.

488
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:22,920
Noapte buna.

489
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,390
Stella si cu mine am mers la intalnire.

490
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:29,360
Si iata un lucru ciudat :

491
00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:31,160
s-a dovedit ca nu era o intalnire in sensul propriu al cuvantului.

492
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,230
Cum adica "nu a fost chiar o intalnire" ?

493
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:36,270
Credea ca vom vedea filmul doar ca prieteni.

494
00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:38,100
De ce ar crede asta ?

495
00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:39,300
Ti-a vazut tatuajul

496
00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:41,140
si a presupus ca esti gay ?

497
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,140
Se pare ca exista o regula care spune ca n-ar
trebui sa ma vad cu Stella.

498
00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:46,280
Exact : regula de platina.

499
00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:47,840
Stella imi citeste blogul.

500
00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:50,110
Nu, regula asta apartine asociatiei americane a medicilor.

501
00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:53,180
Doctorii nu au voie legal sa se intalneasca cu pacientii lor.

502
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,050
Oh, ne pare rau, Ted.

503
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,150
Eh, e bine.

504
00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:58,450
La ce va uitati ?

505
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,120
Si acesta a fost sfarsitul povestii

506
00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:03,160
dintre mine si Stella, cel putin pentru moment.

507
00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:05,800
Dar nu stiu, uitandu-ma la regula de platina,

508
00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:07,130
cred ca exista si un pas 9.

509
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,130
Sa-l numim coexistenta.

510
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,530
Este momentul in care realizezi
ca toata furia

511
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,570
si resentimentele pur si simplu nu-s folositoare.

512
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,740
Multumesc ca ne-ati urmarit.

513
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,840
Noapte buna.

514
00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:20,080
Si incepi sa uiti.

515
00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:21,410
Hei.

516
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,110
Ce faceti in seara asta ?

517
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:25,780
Vin cativa prieteni pe la noi.

518
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,150
Vom juca mima.

519
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,750
Distractie placuta.

520
00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:33,790
Si viata merge mai departe.

521
00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:35,660
Doar ca poate dura un timp.

522
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,030
Din partea casei.

523
00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:39,100
Mersi.