1 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:56,680 Hello, moviegoers. This is Mr. Jag... 2 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,350 speaking to you for Dreamland Studios. 3 00:02:59,390 --> 00:03:02,260 This beautiful mobile home you see before you... 4 00:03:02,290 --> 00:03:05,750 is the current hideout of the notorious beauty Divine... 5 00:03:05,790 --> 00:03:07,730 the filthiest person alive. 6 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,590 Because of this cover story... 7 00:03:09,630 --> 00:03:12,160 in one of your sleazier national tabloids... 8 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,790 she has been forced to go underground... 9 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,240 disguising her appearance... 10 00:03:16,270 --> 00:03:19,170 and adopting the alias of Babs Johnson. 11 00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:22,400 With her live her trusted traveling companion Cotton... 12 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,310 her delinquent son Crackers... 13 00:03:24,350 --> 00:03:26,440 and her mentally ill mother Miss Edie. 14 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,680 Let's take a peek inside. 15 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:31,580 lt's 10:30. 16 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:34,950 Babs, Babs. Why isn't the eggman here? 17 00:03:34,990 --> 00:03:37,550 l'm starving to death for some eggs. 18 00:03:37,590 --> 00:03:41,080 Please, Babs, come in and give me some eggs. 19 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,720 l'm coming, Mama. l'm coming. 20 00:03:44,770 --> 00:03:46,530 You can hold on. 21 00:03:46,570 --> 00:03:48,330 Cotton, Cotton. 22 00:03:48,370 --> 00:03:50,460 Babs won't give me my eggs. 23 00:03:50,510 --> 00:03:54,500 Cotton, please come in here and give me my eggs. 24 00:03:54,540 --> 00:03:56,340 Be in in a minute, Edie. Don't you worry. 25 00:03:56,380 --> 00:03:59,680 l'll fry you up some, honey. 26 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:00,940 Eggs! 27 00:04:07,090 --> 00:04:09,280 Good morning, Mama. 28 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,260 l bet you're hungry. 29 00:04:11,290 --> 00:04:13,920 Oh, Babs, l'm starving to death. 30 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,190 Hasn't that eggman come yet? 31 00:04:16,230 --> 00:04:18,720 l love that eggman so much. 32 00:04:18,770 --> 00:04:22,290 No, he hasn't come yet, Mama, but we still have some eggs. 33 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:23,900 l'll put some on for you. 34 00:04:23,940 --> 00:04:25,460 Did you sleep well? 35 00:04:25,510 --> 00:04:28,570 Oh, Babs, l slept so well. 36 00:04:28,610 --> 00:04:31,640 Where did you get this train? 37 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,580 Did you sleep in the caboose last night? 38 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:36,810 How did you know l love trains? 39 00:04:36,850 --> 00:04:38,980 lt's not a train, Mama. 40 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:42,820 lt's our new mobile home, and l sleep in the other room. 41 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:45,520 We all have our own rooms this time... 42 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,720 me, you, and Cotton. 43 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:50,820 And Crackers has that nice little shed right out back... 44 00:04:50,870 --> 00:04:53,060 so he can have his friends in whenever he likes... 45 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:54,760 without waking us up. 46 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,290 lsn't it wonderful? 47 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:57,670 Now, you just sit tight... 48 00:04:57,710 --> 00:05:01,700 and l'll fry you up 49 00:05:03,210 --> 00:05:05,080 Over light today, Mama? 50 00:05:05,110 --> 00:05:07,240 Oh, no, Babs, no. 51 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,310 lt's sunny out today. 52 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:11,510 l want them sunny-side up. 53 00:05:11,550 --> 00:05:14,350 You know how l like them, Babs. 54 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:15,520 l know how you like them, Mama. 55 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,150 l'll be right back. 56 00:05:17,430 --> 00:05:21,020 Across town, located in the teeming metropolis... 57 00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:23,030 known as downtown Baltimore... 58 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:27,660 live Connie and Raymond Marble, two jealous perverts... 59 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:30,030 that hate Divine's fame and notoriety... 60 00:05:30,070 --> 00:05:32,540 more than anything in the whole world. 61 00:05:32,570 --> 00:05:37,770 For Connie and Raymond Marble, it was the beginning of the end. 62 00:05:39,180 --> 00:05:40,270 Well, Miss Sandstone... 63 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:43,250 after looking over your qualifications... 64 00:05:43,290 --> 00:05:46,410 my husband and l have decided that you're not exactly... 65 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:48,290 what we had in mind for the job. 66 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,590 Not only have you never heard of Divine... 67 00:05:50,630 --> 00:05:52,290 which is one of the key elements... 68 00:05:52,330 --> 00:05:53,950 for this particular job... 69 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:58,020 but you also seem to show a lack of general experience. 70 00:05:58,070 --> 00:06:01,430 And to be honest, we feel you are sort of a dullard. 71 00:06:01,470 --> 00:06:04,230 Why do you say that? l did everything you asked. 72 00:06:04,270 --> 00:06:06,240 l even found out who this Divine was. 73 00:06:06,270 --> 00:06:08,070 Too late, too late... 74 00:06:08,110 --> 00:06:10,440 and, naturally, you did everything l asked, my dear. 75 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,740 You would never have gotten to this plateau... 76 00:06:12,780 --> 00:06:14,340 of the job placement test. 77 00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:16,820 l mean, surely, you can see our point. 78 00:06:16,850 --> 00:06:20,150 We're not in a position to just take anyone. 79 00:06:20,190 --> 00:06:23,750 This is a high-security job, as you can well imagine... 80 00:06:23,790 --> 00:06:27,160 and we personally just don't feel that you meet our... 81 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,320 oh, how should l say... 82 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:33,600 our admittedly sometimes stringent screening process. 83 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,690 Well, why did you hold me up for so long? 84 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:37,830 Why did you keep asking me to come back? 85 00:06:37,870 --> 00:06:40,140 l had another job l could've taken. 86 00:06:40,180 --> 00:06:41,640 How could l have gotten information... 87 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,580 about this Divine you talk of? 88 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:44,640 l don't know her. 89 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,040 You could've given me some lead as to how... 90 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,980 l could've gathered this data you wanted about her. 91 00:06:49,020 --> 00:06:51,180 You led me to believe l had this job. 92 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:53,710 Well, Miss Sandstone... 93 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:56,690 Miss, uh, Sandy Sandstone... 94 00:06:56,730 --> 00:07:00,660 you just must've been wrong in your assumptions, weren't you? 95 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:03,100 l mean, surely, you've heard the expression... 96 00:07:03,130 --> 00:07:04,720 '"Don't count your chickens."" 97 00:07:04,770 --> 00:07:06,390 Well, apply it. 98 00:07:06,430 --> 00:07:09,630 l never gave you a final answer on this whole thing... 99 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:12,040 and, as far as you believing that you had the job... 100 00:07:12,070 --> 00:07:13,730 well, l've never even considered... 101 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:16,840 that you would be the applicant that we would choose. 102 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:18,940 You don't know enough. 103 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,280 l mean, l wish everyone was like you... 104 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:23,150 and had never heard of Divine... 105 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:26,590 but, unfortunately, it just isn't like that. 106 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:27,750 Now, if you wouldn't mind... 107 00:07:27,790 --> 00:07:29,590 l do have a busy day ahead of me. 108 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:31,390 There's really nothing left to discuss. 109 00:07:31,430 --> 00:07:32,890 Well, what am l supposed to do now? 110 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:34,690 That's what l'd like to know. 111 00:07:34,730 --> 00:07:38,260 You can eat shit for all l care, Miss Sandstone... 112 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:41,700 or eat anything that you like or do anything that you like. 113 00:07:41,740 --> 00:07:45,260 Just don't assume that l want to know your troubles. 114 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:48,070 Now, if you wouldn't mind, l'm a busy woman... 115 00:07:48,110 --> 00:07:49,540 with a full day's work ahead of me. 116 00:07:49,580 --> 00:07:52,410 Please remove yourself from my office. 117 00:07:52,450 --> 00:07:54,240 You're a real cunt, do you know that? 118 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,080 A real fucking cunt! 119 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,280 How can you be so shitty to people? 120 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,190 How can you stand yourself? 121 00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:03,990 l guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone... 122 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:07,190 my kind of people and assholes. 123 00:08:07,230 --> 00:08:10,560 lt's rather obvious which category you fit into. 124 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,030 Have a nice day. 125 00:08:12,070 --> 00:08:13,860 Eat the bird, bitch! 126 00:08:17,970 --> 00:08:18,960 You ready, Ma? 127 00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:20,500 You ready yet? 128 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:23,540 l'm ready, darling. 129 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:25,510 Just let me say good-bye to Mama and Cotton. 130 00:08:25,550 --> 00:08:26,840 l'll be out in a minute, honey. 131 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:28,540 OK, Ma, but get the lead out of your ass... 132 00:08:28,580 --> 00:08:29,880 or l'll be late for my date. 133 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:30,980 All right. 134 00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:33,610 Yes, won't l be late for my date? 135 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:35,710 You are gonna love my date. 136 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,590 You'll like her as much as l do. 137 00:08:37,630 --> 00:08:39,320 l'm going to bring her back real soon... 138 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,760 for you all to enjoy. 139 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:45,360 What do you mean, Humpty Dumpty was an egg? 140 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,660 How could a person be an egg, Cotton? 141 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:49,900 How could a person be an egg? 142 00:08:49,940 --> 00:08:52,410 Well, he had little legs and little arms... 143 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,530 and he could walk and talk and all... 144 00:08:54,580 --> 00:08:55,940 just like a person. 145 00:08:55,980 --> 00:08:57,380 Only he was an egg-- 146 00:08:57,410 --> 00:08:59,810 a little egg, all dressed up. 147 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,280 Tell it to me again, Cotton. 148 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,220 You should be learning it by now, Edie. 149 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,950 Now, listen carefully. 150 00:09:07,990 --> 00:09:10,510 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. 151 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:13,320 Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. 152 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,990 All the king's horses and all the king's men... 153 00:09:16,030 --> 00:09:18,590 couldn't put Humpty together again. 154 00:09:24,870 --> 00:09:27,310 Do you get it, Edie? Do you understand? 155 00:09:27,340 --> 00:09:29,470 Tell me some more egg stories, Cotton. 156 00:09:29,510 --> 00:09:32,170 Please tell me some more stories. 157 00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:34,650 l'm on my way. 158 00:09:35,650 --> 00:09:37,170 You sure are dressed up, Babs. 159 00:09:37,220 --> 00:09:38,780 You look real pretty. 160 00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:40,380 Oh, thank you, Cotton. 161 00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:41,750 Why, a girl can never tell... 162 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,220 who she might run into when she's downtown. 163 00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:47,890 Why, l'm all dressed up and ready to fall in love. 164 00:09:47,930 --> 00:09:49,790 l kind of wish l was going out, too... 165 00:09:49,830 --> 00:09:51,300 but l think Crackers... 166 00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:52,920 is bringing his lady friend out here... 167 00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:54,130 and l don't want to miss that. 168 00:09:54,170 --> 00:09:56,100 lt's usually a pretty good show. 169 00:09:56,140 --> 00:09:57,230 Oh, l know. 170 00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:59,040 You can go into town the next time l go. 171 00:09:59,070 --> 00:10:00,600 lt's just those errands l have to run. 172 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,630 Besides, you and Crackers will have... 173 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:04,740 a pretty good time right here. 174 00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:06,640 That little shed's just perfect. 175 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:07,840 l know it, Babs. 176 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,710 lt'll be the first time we've had anyone out here... 177 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:12,020 and l can't wait to see how it works. 178 00:10:12,050 --> 00:10:13,920 l hope she doesn't give us any trouble. 179 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,750 Oh, l wouldn't worry about that. 180 00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:18,450 Crackers has a pretty good eye for what he likes. 181 00:10:18,490 --> 00:10:21,260 Just say a little prayer that l find a little something. 182 00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:24,270 Why, l haven't fallen in love for three whole days. 183 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:26,290 l'm just itching to find somebody... 184 00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:28,500 with a little imagination. 185 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:30,330 Bye-bye, Babs. 186 00:10:34,110 --> 00:10:35,840 Mother, you do not have to raise your voice... 187 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,070 and you don't have to yell. 188 00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:39,480 We're all right here. We can all hear you. 189 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:44,410 l do have to yell. 190 00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:45,680 l'm starving to death... 191 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,450 and that eggman ain't going to come... 192 00:10:47,490 --> 00:10:49,120 and l know it. 193 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,820 You know he never comes until later, Mother. 194 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,030 She'll be all right. 195 00:10:56,060 --> 00:10:57,550 Go on, Babs. 196 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:58,900 She'll be all right. 197 00:10:58,930 --> 00:11:00,400 Won't you, Mama? 198 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,460 You want some hard-boiled eggs to nibble on... 199 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,060 while you're waiting? 200 00:11:04,110 --> 00:11:07,040 Yes, l bet you do. 201 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,100 Bye, Babs. Don't forget the party food. 202 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:17,180 Crackers, l'm ready! 203 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,980 Let's go, Mama. l'm late for my date. 204 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:23,220 But, honey, how will you ever get back out here from downtown? 205 00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:25,280 We'll hitch probably, Ma. lt ain't hard. 206 00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:26,760 Just let me off at the Edda Gown Shop. 207 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,460 That's where l'm supposed to meet the little lady. 208 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,790 We'll get back somehow. 209 00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:31,700 l just hope she's ready for a little action. 210 00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:33,630 Oh, honey, l know what you mean. 211 00:11:33,670 --> 00:11:36,970 Why, l wouldn't mind finding a little action myself. 212 00:11:37,010 --> 00:11:38,300 But then, you shouldn't have too much trouble... 213 00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:39,470 with your date-- 214 00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:41,840 that is, if she has anything on the ball. 215 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,840 Just hope she likes to experiment... 216 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:44,970 you know what l mean? 217 00:11:45,010 --> 00:11:48,610 A little sweet talking goes a long, long way. 218 00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:50,640 Give me your hand, honey. 219 00:13:31,350 --> 00:13:32,550 Channing! 220 00:13:41,030 --> 00:13:43,090 Jesus Christ. 221 00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:48,130 Are they here yet? 222 00:13:48,170 --> 00:13:49,160 Yes, they've been waiting. 223 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,430 Well, show them in. 224 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,640 Mrs. Marble will see you now. 225 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,340 Come on, Merle, she's ready to see us. 226 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:02,610 l'm coming, l'm coming. 227 00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:04,580 Hi, Miss Marble. 228 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,250 We've been so excited about this all week... 229 00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:07,250 me and Merle. 230 00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:08,480 We can hardly sleep at night... 231 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,420 just waiting to see little Noodle's face. 232 00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:12,760 And, shit, we usually sleep pretty good. 233 00:14:12,790 --> 00:14:14,420 Me and Annette is really gonna have to settle down... 234 00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:15,690 once we get Noodles home. 235 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:18,100 lt's going to be a lot different with a baby around. 236 00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:19,530 Yes, well, as l said... 237 00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:22,160 Mr. Marble and l 238 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,030 that you will get Noodles... 239 00:14:24,070 --> 00:14:25,200 but, first, have a seat... 240 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,800 so l can just briefly recheck your application. 241 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,240 Don't say anything, all right? 242 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,570 Just don't say a word. 243 00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:32,910 When are you going to get her out of here? 244 00:14:32,950 --> 00:14:35,380 Come on, little Noodles, you just found a new home. 245 00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:36,780 That's real nice! 246 00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:39,450 Poor fucking Alice dies giving birth... 247 00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:41,720 you can't even bother to move the body... 248 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,160 and now the bitch has sold the kid! 249 00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:45,220 Poor baby! 250 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,280 And you, you little suckling... 251 00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:49,490 can't even get me my tranquilizers! 252 00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:52,120 You shithead, where are my pills? 253 00:14:52,170 --> 00:14:53,860 That bitch can afford it. 254 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:56,700 She's got another couple grand coming for this one. 255 00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:59,610 Can't she at least give me my fucking pills? 256 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,540 l said don't talk to me when l come down here. 257 00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:05,570 l don't give a fuck what you said, you fucking pig! 258 00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:08,450 Get this body out of here! lt's making me sick! 259 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,140 When are they gonna get another one? 260 00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:12,410 What poor girl will they get next? 261 00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:14,010 l know they're gonna get another one. 262 00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:17,250 Just like when l came here, l replaced somebody, didn't l? 263 00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:19,260 You fucking little dingleberry! 264 00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:21,920 That's what you're like, you fucking ball of shit! 265 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,190 l said shut up! 266 00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:24,960 Just shut up and don't talk to me when l come down here! 267 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,600 Oh, look how pretty she is. 268 00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:32,330 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 269 00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:33,500 Connie, do they get this? 270 00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:36,480 Yes, they do, Chan. 271 00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:38,410 Look how pretty she is. 272 00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:39,780 Oh, Merle, l'm so happy. 273 00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:42,780 And, baby, if you're happy, l'm happy... 274 00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:44,650 'cause that's what l'm living for-- 275 00:15:44,690 --> 00:15:48,280 you, me, and now, little Noodles. 276 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,450 Thank you, Miss Marble. 277 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,520 Without you, we never would've been this happy. 278 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,080 You are a wonderful, wonderful person. 279 00:15:54,130 --> 00:15:55,100 Thank you. 280 00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:56,430 Well, thank you, ladies. 281 00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:59,230 lf it wasn't for you, l wouldn't be in this business... 282 00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:02,790 and that's all l care about is satisfying my customers... 283 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,200 and making sure that the babies... 284 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,570 are placed in good homes. 285 00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:07,700 Thank you. 286 00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:09,400 Bye-bye, now. 287 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,670 We'll see who's the filthiest person alive. 288 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,930 We'll just see! 289 00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:34,510 And where is that Raymond? 290 00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:36,370 Where is he? 291 00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:37,840 How could he leave me alone... 292 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,310 when there's so much to be taken care of? 293 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:45,310 Please come home, Raymond. 294 00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:47,840 l need you so badly. 295 00:22:37,470 --> 00:22:40,630 Can you hurry, driver? l'll be late for my appointment. 296 00:22:40,670 --> 00:22:43,730 l'm going as fast as l can, lady, without breaking the law. 297 00:22:45,270 --> 00:22:47,140 3800 Greymeadow, right? 298 00:22:47,170 --> 00:22:49,670 That's what l said, wasn't it? 299 00:22:51,610 --> 00:22:52,810 2.30. 300 00:22:52,850 --> 00:22:54,970 You can shove 2.30, hack! 301 00:23:02,790 --> 00:23:04,380 Why, hello, Cookie. 302 00:23:04,430 --> 00:23:06,860 l do hope you're hungry. 303 00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:09,090 l could go for a sandwich. 304 00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:11,390 Bologna. 305 00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:13,060 Well... 306 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,930 l'll get right to the point. 307 00:23:14,970 --> 00:23:17,900 l can get you information about Divine. 308 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:20,910 Lots of information, l think, if things go well today. 309 00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:22,470 l have a date with her son Crackers. 310 00:23:22,510 --> 00:23:25,670 Well, this is, of course, an encouraging development. 311 00:23:25,710 --> 00:23:28,200 This is an important assignment, Cookie. 312 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:30,380 We could all benefit-- 313 00:23:30,420 --> 00:23:32,040 you, financially... 314 00:23:32,090 --> 00:23:33,520 and, Raymond and l... 315 00:23:33,550 --> 00:23:37,080 well, our social standing is involved to a great degree. 316 00:23:38,430 --> 00:23:41,590 l may have to degrade myself in front of Divine's son. 317 00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:44,720 He's into a very strange sex scene. 318 00:23:44,770 --> 00:23:46,820 l'm going to have to put up with unheard of atrocities... 319 00:23:46,870 --> 00:23:49,500 in order to pump the information you need out of him. 320 00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:52,560 But, first, l have to know exactly what you want to know... 321 00:23:52,610 --> 00:23:55,470 because my so-called date is this afternoon. 322 00:23:55,510 --> 00:23:57,030 Well, Cookie, as you know... 323 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,940 Divine has achieved a sort of fame lately... 324 00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:00,950 both locally and on the national level. 325 00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:04,010 You may have heard the term, ""the filthiest person alive."" 326 00:24:04,050 --> 00:24:05,680 l have heard the term, yes. 327 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,020 The papers call her that... 328 00:24:07,050 --> 00:24:09,080 and she is known as that to a limited extent... 329 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,990 in your more crime-conscious sections of the city. 330 00:24:12,030 --> 00:24:14,960 Well, we feel this to be an untrue statement. 331 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,290 We feel that Raymond and l far surpass her... 332 00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:19,930 in every aspect of the term ""filth."" 333 00:24:19,970 --> 00:24:22,200 As you know, we run a baby ring. 334 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,330 Oh, it's really a very simple process. 335 00:24:24,370 --> 00:24:26,400 We keep two girls at all times... 336 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,270 who are impregnated by Channing... 337 00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:30,610 our rather fertile servant. 338 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,770 We sell the babies to lesbian couples... 339 00:24:32,810 --> 00:24:34,340 and then we invest the money... 340 00:24:34,380 --> 00:24:36,280 in various businesses around town. 341 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,840 We own a few pornography shops... 342 00:24:37,890 --> 00:24:39,910 plus, we front money to a chain of heroin pushers... 343 00:24:39,950 --> 00:24:42,120 in the inner city elementary schools. 344 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,210 We feel that the attention... 345 00:24:43,260 --> 00:24:44,780 that's been focused on Divine lately... 346 00:24:44,830 --> 00:24:46,660 is most unfair. 347 00:24:46,690 --> 00:24:49,530 She is merely a common thief and murderer. 348 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,900 Unfortunately, for us, our line of work... 349 00:24:51,930 --> 00:24:54,200 limits our chances for publicity and travel... 350 00:24:54,230 --> 00:24:57,070 but this does not mean that we wish to go unnoticed. 351 00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:59,500 After all, we've not worked all these years... 352 00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:02,100 in order to be upstaged by this fat hog... 353 00:25:02,140 --> 00:25:03,730 that calls herself Divine. 354 00:25:03,780 --> 00:25:05,240 So we must catch her off guard, you see... 355 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,370 before she realizes she is being attacked. 356 00:25:07,410 --> 00:25:09,250 We need information as to how they live... 357 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,620 where they live, how many people, their names... 358 00:25:11,650 --> 00:25:13,020 their daily schedules for the week. 359 00:25:13,050 --> 00:25:14,180 ln other words... 360 00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:15,880 we want to know how we can plague her the most... 361 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,150 how we can make her life as miserable as possible... 362 00:25:18,190 --> 00:25:19,420 how we can prove to her... 363 00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:20,930 that she is shit compared to us-- 364 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,230 shit compared to the filth that we have in our minds... 365 00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:26,860 shit compared to what we know to be the filthiest delight. 366 00:25:27,130 --> 00:25:30,570 Well, does Crackers know that his so-called date... 367 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,400 is actually a spy sent by the Marbles? 368 00:25:42,150 --> 00:25:44,640 This is my grandma Edie. 369 00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:47,120 What's the matter with her? 370 00:25:47,150 --> 00:25:48,210 What's the matter with her? 371 00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:49,240 There ain't nothing the matter with her. 372 00:25:49,290 --> 00:25:51,690 She's just my grandma, that's all. 373 00:25:51,730 --> 00:25:54,190 Why are those eggs all over her face? 374 00:25:54,230 --> 00:25:56,060 l guess she was just hungry, that's all. 375 00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:57,760 You see, she sort of has some problems. 376 00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,290 Nothing serious, but, you know-- 377 00:25:59,330 --> 00:26:00,930 l mean, she just loves eggs... 378 00:26:00,970 --> 00:26:02,130 always has. 379 00:26:02,170 --> 00:26:05,000 Sit tight. l'll go see if Miss Cotton's up yet. 380 00:26:07,780 --> 00:26:09,270 She's here, Miss Cotton, she's here. 381 00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:11,330 lt shouldn't be long now before l get it going. 382 00:26:11,380 --> 00:26:13,440 That is, if she cooperates, and she will. 383 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,280 Oh, Crackers, l'm so excited. 384 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,810 l've just been sitting right here... 385 00:26:16,850 --> 00:26:18,320 ever since you left. 386 00:26:18,350 --> 00:26:19,940 What's she like? Does she have a nice body? 387 00:26:19,990 --> 00:26:21,350 What are you going to do for me today, honey? 388 00:26:21,390 --> 00:26:22,860 lt's something l haven't seen, l hope. 389 00:26:22,890 --> 00:26:24,760 Miss Cotton, l got something in mind today... 390 00:26:24,790 --> 00:26:27,780 l never, ever tried before, something very exciting for me. 391 00:26:27,830 --> 00:26:30,020 My little chicken's going to be in the show today, Cotton-- 392 00:26:30,060 --> 00:26:31,660 me and some nice juicy plump chickens. 393 00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:33,600 l need this so bad, Crackers. 394 00:26:33,630 --> 00:26:35,160 Make it better than you did last time. 395 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,100 What was the matter with that? You said you liked that show. 396 00:26:37,140 --> 00:26:39,000 Oh, l did, l did. 397 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,100 lt's just that you were so fucking beautiful in that one... 398 00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:42,400 that now l want more. 399 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,840 l got to see more, Crackers-- 400 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,670 more than what l've already seen. 401 00:26:45,710 --> 00:26:47,010 Can we have some blood in this one? 402 00:26:47,050 --> 00:26:48,070 Just a little bit? 403 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,280 And take your clothes off slower, slower... 404 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,810 and don't let her ruin it! 405 00:26:51,850 --> 00:26:53,620 Miss Cotton, you're gonna dig this one. 406 00:26:53,650 --> 00:26:56,520 lt's going to be better than anything l ever did before. 407 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,320 l can feel my blood, all through my body. 408 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,790 You know l only do it for you. 409 00:27:00,830 --> 00:27:03,160 lt's only you watching that gets me off, you know that. 410 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,670 l'll make it special today, l promise. 411 00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:07,000 Please be careful not to touch me. 412 00:27:07,030 --> 00:27:09,630 -Please be careful. -l ain't touching you! 413 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,670 Oh, hi, pretty little face. 414 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,180 Pretty little face you got there. 415 00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:25,910 Hello, l'm Cookie. 416 00:27:25,950 --> 00:27:27,510 l understand you're Edie... 417 00:27:27,550 --> 00:27:28,950 Crackers' grandmother. 418 00:27:28,990 --> 00:27:31,050 Edie, sweetie Edie. 419 00:27:33,590 --> 00:27:37,290 ls Babs back from shopping for the birthday party? 420 00:27:37,330 --> 00:27:38,390 l'm gonna go. 421 00:27:38,430 --> 00:27:42,060 l got a party dress, you know. 422 00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:43,230 When is the party? 423 00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:45,570 Oh, Babs' birthday. 424 00:27:45,610 --> 00:27:47,800 Are you the eggman? 425 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:48,900 Well, no. 426 00:27:48,940 --> 00:27:50,380 No, l'm not. 427 00:27:50,410 --> 00:27:51,710 Where's Crackers' mother? 428 00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:53,340 Oh, she's calling all the people... 429 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,470 to invite them to the party... 430 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,540 and l'm gonna go. 431 00:28:00,290 --> 00:28:02,410 Well, l see you're up, Granny. 432 00:28:02,460 --> 00:28:04,290 Miss Cookie, this is Miss Cotton. 433 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,190 She's one of my roommates here. 434 00:28:06,230 --> 00:28:07,920 Charmed, l'm sure. 435 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,330 Hello, Cookie. 436 00:28:10,030 --> 00:28:11,400 You sure are a fine-looking young woman. 437 00:28:11,430 --> 00:28:13,420 Crackers has told me about you. 438 00:28:13,470 --> 00:28:14,700 Why don't you show her the shed? 439 00:28:14,740 --> 00:28:16,900 You'll like it out there. lt's so private. 440 00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:18,370 Oh, l'd love to see it. 441 00:28:18,410 --> 00:28:19,600 Do you sleep in here, Cotton? 442 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,010 Of course l do, next to Babs. 443 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,130 l couldn't sleep anywhere else. 444 00:28:23,180 --> 00:28:26,150 Come on, Cookie, l'll go show you my chickens. 445 00:28:26,180 --> 00:28:27,770 Oh, you have chickens? 446 00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:30,010 l love little chickies. 447 00:28:59,110 --> 00:29:00,310 Hold it! 448 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:17,660 Chicken. 449 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,810 Hold it! Right there! 450 00:29:31,010 --> 00:29:32,310 Hold it! 451 00:29:33,410 --> 00:29:35,310 Hold these goddamn chickens! 452 00:29:35,350 --> 00:29:37,180 Chickens! God! 453 00:29:38,690 --> 00:29:40,020 Don't! 454 00:29:41,390 --> 00:29:43,150 Chickens! All these chickens! 455 00:29:43,190 --> 00:29:45,320 Fuckin' chickens! 456 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,690 These fuckin' things hurt! 457 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,010 These-- 458 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,740 Oh, God! You're crazy. 459 00:30:19,890 --> 00:30:21,420 Eggman! Eggman! 460 00:30:21,460 --> 00:30:22,690 Anybody home? 461 00:30:22,730 --> 00:30:24,700 Cotton! Cotton! l'm in here! 462 00:30:24,730 --> 00:30:26,200 l hear the eggman! 463 00:30:26,230 --> 00:30:28,700 ln here! ln here, Mr. Eggman! 464 00:30:28,740 --> 00:30:29,860 Eggs! Eggs! 465 00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:32,030 Oh, help! God! God! 466 00:30:32,070 --> 00:30:34,540 ln here! ln here! ln here, Mr. Eggman! 467 00:30:34,570 --> 00:30:36,040 Here l am ! 468 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,170 Come on! 469 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:39,540 The eggman! The eggman! 470 00:30:39,580 --> 00:30:42,050 Hello, Edie. How's my little princess today? 471 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:45,380 Mr. Eggman! 472 00:30:45,420 --> 00:30:48,880 Mr. Eggman, we're havin' a party for Babs on Thursday. 473 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,390 We'd like you to come as Edie's date. 474 00:30:51,430 --> 00:30:53,120 Well, l would be honored to attend... 475 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,390 especially with such a beautiful date. 476 00:30:55,430 --> 00:30:57,900 And now, Edie, what will it be today? 477 00:30:57,930 --> 00:30:59,400 l have grade ""A"" extra large. 478 00:30:59,430 --> 00:31:00,900 l have grade ""A"" large. 479 00:31:00,930 --> 00:31:02,900 l have medium. l have small. 480 00:31:02,940 --> 00:31:04,840 l have brown, and l have white. 481 00:31:04,870 --> 00:31:06,400 Why, look. Just look at these. 482 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,840 So fresh, you could hardly believe it. 483 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,840 Why, they're just beggin' to be scrambled or fried... 484 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,710 or poached or hard-boiled... 485 00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:17,840 or all around ready to be thrown into a big, fat, juicy omelet. 486 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,350 How 'bout it, Edie? 487 00:31:19,390 --> 00:31:22,840 What'll it be for the lady that the eggs like the most? 488 00:31:22,890 --> 00:31:23,820 l want them all! 489 00:31:24,390 --> 00:31:26,360 l'll have the brown ones... 490 00:31:26,390 --> 00:31:28,860 and those great big white ones... 491 00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:31,360 and l'll have those over there. 492 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,860 And l want some for frying and for scrambling... 493 00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:37,870 and for hard-boiled for snacks. 494 00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:40,370 Oh, God, and l'll have those over there. 495 00:31:40,410 --> 00:31:42,880 All right, Edie, we'll buy 'em all for you. 496 00:31:42,910 --> 00:31:44,880 How's that? We'll buy 'em all. 497 00:31:44,910 --> 00:31:46,880 Oh, Cotton, you make me so happy... 498 00:31:46,910 --> 00:31:48,380 you and the eggman. 499 00:31:48,420 --> 00:31:49,880 Please, Mr. Eggman... 500 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,380 please don't ever quit your job. 501 00:31:52,420 --> 00:31:56,380 l'll always need--want eggs, always and always and always. 502 00:31:56,420 --> 00:31:59,020 Miss Edie, as long as there are chicken layin'... 503 00:31:59,060 --> 00:32:00,890 and truck drivin', and my feet walkin'... 504 00:32:00,930 --> 00:32:02,390 you can be sure... 505 00:32:02,430 --> 00:32:04,830 that l will bring you the finest of the fine... 506 00:32:04,870 --> 00:32:07,830 the largest of the large, and the whitest of the white. 507 00:32:07,870 --> 00:32:08,960 ln other words... 508 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,330 that thin-shelled ovum of the domestic fowl... 509 00:32:11,370 --> 00:32:12,840 will never be safe... 510 00:32:12,870 --> 00:32:14,840 as long as there are chicken layin'... 511 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,340 and l'm alive because l am your eggman... 512 00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:19,850 and there ain't a better one in town. 513 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,310 Oh, Mr. Eggman. 514 00:32:23,850 --> 00:32:26,650 Nothing but these fucking jerk-off hippies... 515 00:32:26,690 --> 00:32:28,310 on the road today. 516 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,320 Where are their little pig girlfriends? 517 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:35,190 God, l get so tired of just driving around... 518 00:32:35,230 --> 00:32:36,700 driving around. 519 00:32:36,730 --> 00:32:38,530 Here's one up ahead. 520 00:32:38,570 --> 00:32:40,030 Pull over! 521 00:32:40,070 --> 00:32:42,040 She looks real good. 522 00:32:42,070 --> 00:32:43,730 She'll do just fine. 523 00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:45,800 Thanks. 524 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,640 Have a seat. 525 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:51,770 Thank you. 526 00:32:51,810 --> 00:32:55,110 Hi. Wow, where'd you get this beautiful car? 527 00:32:55,150 --> 00:32:57,050 At a car dealer. Where did you think? 528 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,210 Where you going? 529 00:32:58,250 --> 00:33:00,720 Just downtown. Anywhere near Howard Street. 530 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:02,220 Oh, meeting someone? 531 00:33:02,260 --> 00:33:03,190 Who?! 532 00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:05,660 My boyfriend and a couple other guys. Why? 533 00:33:05,690 --> 00:33:07,520 Going to a gang-bang or something? 534 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,390 What? Hey, what's with you two? 535 00:33:09,430 --> 00:33:10,790 We just wondered where you were planning... 536 00:33:10,830 --> 00:33:13,820 to spread your V.D. today, that's all, hussy. 537 00:33:13,870 --> 00:33:15,490 Hey, l don't think that's necessary. 538 00:33:15,540 --> 00:33:17,000 You don't? 539 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,010 Well, how would you like to fuck my chauffeur? 540 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,010 He's got a real horse dick on him. 541 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,240 Hey, Connie! 542 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,670 Hey, come on! Just let me out here! 543 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:25,010 This is fine right up here! 544 00:33:25,050 --> 00:33:26,740 Why do you want to get out here? This isn't downtown. 545 00:33:26,780 --> 00:33:28,250 We're nowhere near downtown. 546 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,840 What's the matter, you afraid it ain't big enough for ya? 547 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,350 Cut it out! Just let me out here, please! 548 00:33:33,390 --> 00:33:35,350 You'd better sit back. Give me the rag. 549 00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:37,290 Get the fuck off of me! Please! 550 00:33:40,890 --> 00:33:42,760 There. She's out now. 551 00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:52,370 l have a new friend for you. 552 00:33:52,410 --> 00:33:54,870 Already? You got one already? 553 00:33:54,910 --> 00:33:57,380 Why is she asleep? Or is she dead? 554 00:33:57,410 --> 00:34:00,380 Did you just kill her? Where did they get her? 555 00:34:00,410 --> 00:34:01,880 Where'd they get this one? 556 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,820 Hitchhiking, just like you were. 557 00:34:03,850 --> 00:34:05,820 Doesn't pay to hitchhike these days, does it? 558 00:34:05,850 --> 00:34:08,320 And l guess you're gonna fuck her now, is that it? 559 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:09,980 Right in front of me! 560 00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:11,120 The poor girl. 561 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,990 The poor girl has to fuck you. 562 00:34:13,030 --> 00:34:14,990 Thank God l don't remember it! 563 00:34:15,030 --> 00:34:17,500 Thank God you spared me at least that! 564 00:34:17,530 --> 00:34:19,500 l have a surprise for you this time. 565 00:34:19,530 --> 00:34:21,500 l don't even have to touch her. 566 00:34:21,540 --> 00:34:23,500 How'd you get out of that part of the job? 567 00:34:23,540 --> 00:34:26,170 Did your boss finally decide someone else would do it? 568 00:34:26,210 --> 00:34:27,830 Who? Her slimy boyfriend? 569 00:34:27,870 --> 00:34:31,240 ls she going to let that fag do it in front of me? 570 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,840 That whore. 571 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:36,540 Oh, no. This is a surprise for Connie and Raymond, too. 572 00:34:36,580 --> 00:34:38,350 l have it all figured out this time. 573 00:34:38,390 --> 00:34:40,410 l don't even have to touch her. 574 00:34:40,450 --> 00:34:41,890 Why'd you have to touch me? 575 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,750 How could l have a child by you? 576 00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:46,190 What a repulsive thought! 577 00:34:46,230 --> 00:34:48,350 You pig, you animal! 578 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,860 How could you keep doing this? 579 00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:53,870 Oh, my God! What are you doing?! 580 00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:56,870 Why are you doing that in front of me? 581 00:34:56,900 --> 00:34:58,370 Stop it, you asshole! 582 00:34:58,410 --> 00:35:01,860 Oh, how vile can you be?! 583 00:35:01,910 --> 00:35:03,310 Shut up! Shut up! 584 00:35:03,340 --> 00:35:05,170 You'll see. Just shut up. 585 00:35:06,850 --> 00:35:09,310 l swear l'm gonna throw up on you, Chan. 586 00:35:09,350 --> 00:35:13,410 l swear l'm gonna puke if you don't stop doing that! 587 00:35:17,190 --> 00:35:18,320 Turn your head if it makes you sick! 588 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:19,480 Don't watch! 589 00:35:19,530 --> 00:35:22,190 Think of how sick it made me to touch you! 590 00:35:22,230 --> 00:35:24,890 And now...this one... 591 00:35:30,570 --> 00:35:34,010 You repulsive pig! 592 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:38,500 You hate her so much you get her pregnant this way? 593 00:35:38,550 --> 00:35:40,510 Oh, my God! Stop it! 594 00:35:40,550 --> 00:35:42,380 Stop it, you filthy animal! 595 00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:43,400 Stop it! 596 00:35:46,050 --> 00:35:47,750 Shit. l'll get it. 597 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:50,680 Just let me finish you off. 598 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,210 lt may be Cookie. 599 00:35:53,390 --> 00:35:55,360 Come on, you're almost there! 600 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,860 But it's probably Cookie with the information. 601 00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:00,200 Answer it, then. Answer it! 602 00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:03,330 Marbles' residence. 603 00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:05,340 Mr. Marble? This is Cookie. 604 00:36:05,370 --> 00:36:07,810 No, no. l'm all right. 605 00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,330 l'm back at my mother's. 606 00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:11,340 l was afraid to come directly there. 607 00:36:11,380 --> 00:36:13,350 l thought maybe they'd be following me. 608 00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:15,350 Look, l have to have my money immediately. 609 00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:17,350 Of course you'll get your stool-pigeon money. 610 00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:18,150 Why on earth are you so suspicious? 611 00:36:18,850 --> 00:36:21,840 Well, naturally l'm going to question you about the money. 612 00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:23,450 You've no idea of what l went through today... 613 00:36:23,490 --> 00:36:24,920 to get you that information. 614 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,830 And you did call yourselves ""the filthiest people alive."" 615 00:36:27,860 --> 00:36:30,490 Well, what kind of credit rating do you think that is? 616 00:36:30,530 --> 00:36:32,160 We need that information immediately... 617 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,320 so that we can prepare... 618 00:36:33,370 --> 00:36:34,730 our little surprise for that slut. 619 00:36:34,770 --> 00:36:36,500 Hold on a minute, Cookie. 620 00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:38,400 She's afraid we won't pay her if she tells us now. 621 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,670 Why? lsn't she coming here like she said she would? 622 00:36:40,710 --> 00:36:42,000 Let me talk to her. 623 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,840 Cookie, this is Mrs. Marble. 624 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,470 What is this nonsense about the money? 625 00:36:46,510 --> 00:36:48,140 Of course we will pay you. 626 00:36:48,180 --> 00:36:49,550 Look, l'll tell you everything... 627 00:36:49,580 --> 00:36:51,240 but you have to meet me right away with the money... 628 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,810 all 2,000 of it in $20 bills. 629 00:36:53,850 --> 00:36:57,020 We'll meet you at Harry's Little Sub Shop on 25th Street. 630 00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:58,520 You name the time. 631 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,250 All right, Cookie now give us the information immediately. 632 00:37:01,290 --> 00:37:02,920 How do we even know you were there? 633 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,690 Oh, l was there all right, Mr. Marble. 634 00:37:05,730 --> 00:37:09,790 Divine is living under the name of Babs Johnson. 635 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:11,200 Babs Johnson. 636 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:15,140 Babs Johnson. Oh, what a stupid, fucking name. 637 00:37:15,180 --> 00:37:18,300 She sounds like a chimpanzee on a tire swing. 638 00:37:18,350 --> 00:37:20,810 She's living in a trailer in Phoenix, Maryland. 639 00:37:20,850 --> 00:37:22,640 Who does she live with? 640 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:23,650 Her mother. 641 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,210 She lives with her mother... 642 00:37:25,250 --> 00:37:28,150 and her mother sleeps in a playpen. 643 00:37:28,190 --> 00:37:31,160 Like a baby? Oh, God, how heartwarming. 644 00:37:31,190 --> 00:37:34,220 And her son and her traveling companion. 645 00:37:35,330 --> 00:37:37,820 Birthday? A party? When? 646 00:37:37,860 --> 00:37:40,490 Oh, how perfect. 647 00:37:40,530 --> 00:37:43,500 Oh, that pig will never get away with it. 648 00:37:43,540 --> 00:37:45,000 Never, never, never! 649 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,530 lt'll be her most embarrassing birthday. 650 00:37:47,570 --> 00:37:50,040 Mr. Marble, l should be there in about twenty minutes. 651 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,540 You'd better be there... 652 00:37:51,580 --> 00:37:54,550 or l'm gonna tell Crackers everything about you two. 653 00:37:54,580 --> 00:37:55,670 Thank you, Cookie. 654 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:58,740 At last our plan can begin. 655 00:37:58,790 --> 00:38:02,190 Are you ready for phase one, Raymond? 656 00:38:02,220 --> 00:38:04,620 Oh, God. At last we can show her. 657 00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:07,630 At last we can put our plan into effect. 658 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:10,030 l only wish l could see her face-- 659 00:38:10,060 --> 00:38:12,620 her fat little face-- when she realizes... 660 00:38:12,670 --> 00:38:16,120 that there is indeed someone filthier than her. 661 00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:18,640 She can eat the cover of ""Midnight."" 662 00:38:18,670 --> 00:38:21,160 She can eat all her publicity... 663 00:38:21,210 --> 00:38:23,640 in front of her rotten little party guests. 664 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,040 ls her present ready? 665 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,980 Yes. l've had it for several months now, Connie. 666 00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:30,310 Look. Here it is. 667 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:33,810 l've had it for almost a year now, all ready. 668 00:38:33,850 --> 00:38:34,980 Special delivery. 669 00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:38,480 Phase one--the filthiest gesture in the world. 670 00:38:38,530 --> 00:38:40,490 Her little surprise package. 671 00:38:40,530 --> 00:38:43,330 Do you think she'll like our little gesture, Connie? 672 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,830 Do you think she'll appreciate our little gift? 673 00:38:45,870 --> 00:38:48,830 For over a year now this has been only a dream... 674 00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:50,430 only a prayer... 675 00:38:50,470 --> 00:38:51,840 but we have her address now. 676 00:38:51,870 --> 00:38:53,340 lt is a reality. 677 00:38:53,370 --> 00:38:56,170 She will realize soon. She will know soon. 678 00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:58,680 Connie...at last! 679 00:38:58,710 --> 00:39:00,680 The battle of filth shall begin! 680 00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:12,150 l love you, Raymond! 681 00:39:12,190 --> 00:39:14,630 l love you more than anything in this whole world. 682 00:39:14,660 --> 00:39:17,790 l love you even more than my own filthiness... 683 00:39:17,830 --> 00:39:19,960 more than my hair color. 684 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,300 Oh, God. 685 00:39:21,330 --> 00:39:23,960 l love you more than the sound of bones breaking... 686 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,970 the sounds of death rattle! 687 00:39:26,010 --> 00:39:28,970 Even...even more than my own shit... 688 00:39:29,010 --> 00:39:31,310 do l love you, Raymond! 689 00:39:31,340 --> 00:39:34,310 And...and l, Connie, also love you... 690 00:39:34,350 --> 00:39:37,870 more than anything that l could ever imagine. 691 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,890 More than my hair color! 692 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,380 More than the sound of babies crying... 693 00:39:43,420 --> 00:39:45,220 of dogs dying. 694 00:39:46,530 --> 00:39:49,320 Even more than the thought of original sin itself. 695 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:53,820 Oh, l am yours, Connie, eternally united to you... 696 00:39:53,870 --> 00:39:58,130 through an invisible cord of finely woven filth... 697 00:39:59,370 --> 00:40:03,600 that even God himself could never, ever break. 698 00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:50,710 That old black magic got me in its spell 699 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,890 Old black magic that you weave so well 700 00:40:53,930 --> 00:40:57,260 lcy fingers up and down my spine 701 00:40:57,300 --> 00:41:00,200 Theme of witchcraft that once was mine 702 00:41:02,270 --> 00:41:03,790 Way to thaw 703 00:41:06,870 --> 00:41:08,840 Round, round, round l go 704 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,670 Down, down, down l go 705 00:41:10,710 --> 00:41:12,680 ln that spin, that fabulous spin that l'm in 706 00:41:12,710 --> 00:41:16,170 Under that old black magic called love 707 00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:18,210 Cotton, dinner's on! 708 00:41:20,890 --> 00:41:23,360 Crackers, dinner's ready! 709 00:41:28,390 --> 00:41:31,020 Well! You're looking pretty chipper, Mama. 710 00:41:31,060 --> 00:41:33,030 How was that eggman today? 711 00:41:33,070 --> 00:41:36,520 Oh, Babs, he's gonna come to the party as my date. 712 00:41:36,570 --> 00:41:40,840 And Cotton bought me so many eggs today. 713 00:41:40,870 --> 00:41:42,030 Look at these. 714 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,700 So many little eggies. And l'm still starving. 715 00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:50,110 And l'm going to eat them all before l go to sleepy. 716 00:41:50,150 --> 00:41:52,050 Good. 717 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:56,380 Smells delicious, Babs! 718 00:41:56,420 --> 00:41:58,390 Thank you, Cotton. lt should. 719 00:41:58,420 --> 00:42:00,390 l warmed it up when l was downtown today... 720 00:42:00,430 --> 00:42:02,720 in my own little oven. 721 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,490 Babs, where do eggs come from? 722 00:42:05,530 --> 00:42:07,330 From little chickens, Mama. 723 00:42:07,370 --> 00:42:09,840 They lay them, and we eat them. 724 00:42:09,870 --> 00:42:12,340 But suppose someday there weren't any chickens. 725 00:42:12,370 --> 00:42:14,840 Would that mean there wouldn't be any eggs? 726 00:42:14,870 --> 00:42:18,000 Oh, l don't think you have to worry about that, Mama. 727 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,140 But...but is it true, Babs? 728 00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:23,670 lf there weren't any chickens, there wouldn't be any eggs? 729 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,120 ls that true? 730 00:42:25,150 --> 00:42:27,310 l suppose so, Mama... 731 00:42:27,350 --> 00:42:28,880 but there will always be chickens. 732 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,510 You can be sure of that. 733 00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:33,020 But suppose someday it happens. 734 00:42:33,060 --> 00:42:35,530 Suppose someday there weren't any chickens. 735 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,030 Oh, Babs, what could l possibly do? 736 00:42:38,060 --> 00:42:40,030 And then the eggman wouldn't have-- 737 00:42:40,070 --> 00:42:42,190 he wouldn't have a job. 738 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,030 lt might happen, Babs. 739 00:42:44,070 --> 00:42:45,540 What could l do? 740 00:42:45,570 --> 00:42:48,540 Now, Mama, that's just egg paranoia. 741 00:42:48,570 --> 00:42:50,540 l think you're being very silly. 742 00:42:50,580 --> 00:42:52,540 There will always be chickens. 743 00:42:52,580 --> 00:42:54,880 Why, there are so many chickens now... 744 00:42:54,910 --> 00:42:57,540 that we can eat some and let some of them live... 745 00:42:57,580 --> 00:43:00,050 in order to supply us with eggs. 746 00:43:00,090 --> 00:43:02,210 Chickens are plentiful, Mama. 747 00:43:02,260 --> 00:43:05,160 The world will never be without chickens. 748 00:43:05,190 --> 00:43:07,590 You can be sure of that. 749 00:43:08,860 --> 00:43:09,830 Afternoon, Ma. 750 00:43:09,860 --> 00:43:11,090 Hi, honey. 751 00:43:12,530 --> 00:43:14,430 Aren't they good? 752 00:43:19,110 --> 00:43:20,400 Who could that be? 753 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,070 l'll be right behind you, Ma. 754 00:43:22,110 --> 00:43:24,080 Answer it. lt might not be nothin'. 755 00:43:24,110 --> 00:43:25,540 lt's a fucking mailman. 756 00:43:25,580 --> 00:43:26,840 A mailman? What kind of shit is that? 757 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,180 There ain't no address here. 758 00:43:28,210 --> 00:43:30,680 l'll take care of it. Mother, shut up. 759 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,050 Crackers, cover me. 760 00:43:32,090 --> 00:43:33,310 Cotton, take that gun. 761 00:43:33,350 --> 00:43:34,480 You know how to use it if you have to. 762 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,350 Right between the eyes. 763 00:43:39,390 --> 00:43:40,860 Miss Babs Johnson? 764 00:43:40,890 --> 00:43:42,360 Yes, l'm Babs Johnson. 765 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,860 Special delivery package, ma'am. 766 00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:45,360 Sign here, please. 767 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,300 What do you mean, special delivery package? 768 00:43:47,330 --> 00:43:49,360 There's no address here. 769 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,490 Says right here... 770 00:43:50,540 --> 00:43:52,870 '"Babs Johnson, a trailer, Phoenix, Maryland."" 771 00:43:52,910 --> 00:43:54,870 And you are Babs Johnson, aren't you? 772 00:43:54,910 --> 00:43:57,270 Of course l'm Babs Johnson. l just told you that. 773 00:43:57,310 --> 00:43:59,370 But there is no address here. 774 00:43:59,410 --> 00:44:01,880 This is not on any road, route, or street... 775 00:44:01,910 --> 00:44:03,810 and l don't want people on my property... 776 00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:05,820 so don't ever bring mail here again. 777 00:44:05,850 --> 00:44:07,320 Do you understand? 778 00:44:07,350 --> 00:44:09,320 And the next package you bring me... 779 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,320 is gettin' shoved right up your little ass. 780 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:12,820 Can you comprehend that? 781 00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:13,830 l understand. 782 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:15,330 l comprehend. l understand. 783 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,830 Now you've received some new training... 784 00:44:16,860 --> 00:44:18,330 as you call it... 785 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:19,460 and you'd better remember it. 786 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,560 So you have exactly fifteen seconds... 787 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,230 to get off of my property, motherfucker... 788 00:44:23,270 --> 00:44:26,000 before l break your goddamn neck. 789 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,340 1--1,000... 790 00:44:27,370 --> 00:44:28,840 2--1,000... 791 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,170 3--1,000... 792 00:44:30,210 --> 00:44:31,510 4--1,000. 793 00:44:31,540 --> 00:44:33,570 Run, you bastard, run! 794 00:44:35,050 --> 00:44:36,140 Good work, Babs. 795 00:44:36,180 --> 00:44:37,510 He ran just like a jackrabbit. 796 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:39,520 That was a person, Ma, l'm sure of that. 797 00:44:39,550 --> 00:44:41,180 Least it wasn't no porker. 798 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,520 l thought for sure it was the cops. 799 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:43,780 Who could've sent me this package? 800 00:44:43,820 --> 00:44:46,880 Who would dare send me a package like this? 801 00:44:51,730 --> 00:44:54,700 The return address is '"The Filthiest People Alive."" 802 00:44:54,730 --> 00:44:58,300 Who would dare use that title? Who would dare?! 803 00:45:00,070 --> 00:45:01,200 Wrapped all fancy. 804 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,500 lt's just a birthday present, Babs. 805 00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:07,810 No, it's no birthday present, Cotton. 806 00:45:07,850 --> 00:45:10,110 l smell deep, dark trouble. 807 00:45:11,580 --> 00:45:13,640 Oh, my God Almighty! 808 00:45:13,690 --> 00:45:16,150 Someone has sent me a bowel movement! 809 00:45:16,190 --> 00:45:17,160 Oh, Babs! 810 00:45:17,190 --> 00:45:18,990 A turd, Mama, a turd! 811 00:45:19,030 --> 00:45:20,190 Who could've sent this? 812 00:45:20,230 --> 00:45:22,250 A turd? 813 00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:25,730 Oh, a turd! Oh, Babs! 814 00:45:25,770 --> 00:45:27,930 This is a direct attack on my divinity... 815 00:45:27,970 --> 00:45:30,130 a direct attack on the peace and harmony... 816 00:45:30,170 --> 00:45:31,640 of our last few weeks here... 817 00:45:31,670 --> 00:45:32,930 an outrageous attempt... 818 00:45:32,970 --> 00:45:35,600 to humiliate and disgrace my private life! 819 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,440 Someone will pay for this. 820 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,740 Someone will pay with their life for this grossly offensive act! 821 00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:44,720 Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live. Nobody! 822 00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:47,220 Why would anybody do this to us? Why? 823 00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:49,220 Look. Look, here's a card. 824 00:45:49,260 --> 00:45:50,750 Read it, Cotton. 825 00:45:52,890 --> 00:45:56,760 lt's a birthday card, a fucking birthday card! 826 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,360 Well, what does it say?! 827 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,030 Oh, God, Babs. 828 00:46:01,070 --> 00:46:03,090 '"Happy birthday, fatso."" 829 00:46:04,370 --> 00:46:06,630 ""You are no longer the filthiest person alive. 830 00:46:06,670 --> 00:46:08,300 '"We are."" 831 00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:11,610 Signed, ""The Filthiest People Alive."" 832 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:12,980 Just as l thought-- 833 00:46:13,010 --> 00:46:16,180 a deliberate attempt to seize my title! 834 00:46:16,220 --> 00:46:18,180 Eggman didn't do it, Babs. 835 00:46:18,220 --> 00:46:20,690 l know the eggman didn't do it. 836 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:21,910 l don't think he did, either, Mother. 837 00:46:21,950 --> 00:46:23,820 Now, shut up and let me think, will you? 838 00:46:23,860 --> 00:46:25,520 That Cookie was asking questions, Crackers. 839 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,680 l heard her. 840 00:46:26,730 --> 00:46:28,320 She's right, Ma. She's right. 841 00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:29,490 But why would she send us a turd? 842 00:46:29,530 --> 00:46:31,690 Who knows? Who knows? 843 00:46:31,730 --> 00:46:33,530 These are obviously jealous people-- 844 00:46:33,570 --> 00:46:35,930 jealous of our careers, of all of our press. 845 00:46:35,970 --> 00:46:38,840 Why else would they sign that ""The Filthiest People Alive""? 846 00:46:38,870 --> 00:46:41,670 Everyone knows that that title has become my trademark. 847 00:46:41,710 --> 00:46:43,000 Why, to use it in this way... 848 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,510 is only to insinuate that they are filthier than l. 849 00:46:45,540 --> 00:46:47,170 How could anyone seriously believe that? 850 00:46:47,210 --> 00:46:49,680 How could anyone be filthier than Divine? 851 00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,180 l'm afraid our little vacation... 852 00:46:51,220 --> 00:46:52,680 must come to an end. 853 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:54,350 This must be nipped in the bud. 854 00:46:54,390 --> 00:46:55,510 lt's already out of hand. 855 00:46:55,550 --> 00:46:57,180 Now we must outfilth... 856 00:46:57,220 --> 00:46:58,690 the asshole or assholes that sent this. 857 00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,420 And then they must die! 858 00:47:01,460 --> 00:47:03,290 Connie and Raymond Marble... 859 00:47:03,330 --> 00:47:08,560 while you are away, the servants will play. 860 00:47:10,170 --> 00:47:11,260 Well, Miss Sandstone... 861 00:47:11,300 --> 00:47:13,140 after going over your qualifications... 862 00:47:13,170 --> 00:47:15,640 Mr. Marble and l feel that you are not exactly... 863 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,640 what we had in mind for the job. 864 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,650 Not only have you never heard of Divine... 865 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,150 which is one of the key elements... 866 00:47:21,180 --> 00:47:22,650 for this particular job... 867 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,650 but you also seem to show a lack of general experience. 868 00:47:25,690 --> 00:47:27,310 And to be perfectly honest... 869 00:47:27,350 --> 00:47:29,820 we feel that you are sort of a dullard. 870 00:47:29,860 --> 00:47:32,820 Why isn't Channing here to take off my coat? 871 00:47:32,860 --> 00:47:35,830 He's getting lazier and lazier as each day ends, Raymond. 872 00:47:35,860 --> 00:47:37,330 l'll speak to him. 873 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,530 We must remember that Channing isn't as intelligent as us. 874 00:47:41,870 --> 00:47:46,000 This is a high security job, as you can well imagine... 875 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:47,670 and we personally just don't feel... 876 00:47:47,710 --> 00:47:50,680 that you meet our-- oh, how should l say-- 877 00:47:50,710 --> 00:47:53,840 our admittedly sometimes stringent screening process. 878 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,850 Who on earth is that? 879 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,350 Sounds like Channing. 880 00:47:57,380 --> 00:48:00,180 Well, doing what, l'd like to know. 881 00:48:10,660 --> 00:48:12,130 l love you, Raymond. 882 00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,130 l love you more than anything in this world. 883 00:48:14,170 --> 00:48:16,790 l love you more than my own filthiness... 884 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,300 even more than my own hair color. 885 00:48:19,340 --> 00:48:21,240 More than the sound of bones breaking... 886 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,710 the sound of the death rattle. 887 00:48:24,740 --> 00:48:26,710 Oh, my. 888 00:48:33,020 --> 00:48:34,650 And l, Connie... 889 00:48:34,690 --> 00:48:36,620 l, Connie, also love you... 890 00:48:36,660 --> 00:48:39,320 more than anything l could ever imagine... 891 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,330 more than my own hair color... 892 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:44,590 more than the sound of babies screaming... 893 00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:46,190 the sound of dogs dying. 894 00:48:47,530 --> 00:48:49,500 What do you think you're doing?! 895 00:48:49,540 --> 00:48:51,500 What is the meaning of this outrage?! 896 00:48:51,540 --> 00:48:53,000 Let me at him ! 897 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:56,010 l've been waiting to do this for a lifetime! 898 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,510 No, Connie, no! 899 00:48:57,540 --> 00:49:00,010 How do you dare to be dressed as you are? 900 00:49:00,050 --> 00:49:02,450 How do you dare to be saying the things we heard you say? 901 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,850 No! Please, listen! 902 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,150 l didn't mean any harm ! Let me go, Connie! 903 00:49:06,190 --> 00:49:08,650 You little asshole. You'd better start explaining. 904 00:49:08,690 --> 00:49:11,660 How dare you go into my personal clothes closet... 905 00:49:11,690 --> 00:49:13,160 and get my suit! 906 00:49:13,190 --> 00:49:16,160 And that's my makeup you have on, isn't it?! 907 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,160 You sneaky little drag queen! 908 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,670 You've been spying on us, haven't you? 909 00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:22,670 Haven't you, aerial-ears?! 910 00:49:22,700 --> 00:49:26,160 Mimicking my wife's hard work and her beautiful appearance. 911 00:49:26,210 --> 00:49:28,170 And having the gall to repeat words... 912 00:49:28,210 --> 00:49:30,180 that Connie and l spoke confidentially... 913 00:49:30,210 --> 00:49:33,180 words that are guarded by the holy seal of matrimony! 914 00:49:33,210 --> 00:49:35,040 l can't help it! 915 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,670 l didn't mean any harm ! 916 00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:38,010 lt was just playing! 917 00:49:38,050 --> 00:49:39,020 '"Playing""? 918 00:49:39,050 --> 00:49:40,520 ls that what you call it, Channing? 919 00:49:40,550 --> 00:49:43,020 Or should l start calling you ""Connie"" now? 920 00:49:43,060 --> 00:49:45,020 ls that what you'd like?! 921 00:49:45,060 --> 00:49:47,030 No, Connie! Stop hitting me! 922 00:49:47,060 --> 00:49:49,030 l didn't do anything to you! 923 00:49:49,060 --> 00:49:50,690 l was just here by myself... 924 00:49:50,730 --> 00:49:52,700 and l get feeling funny when l'm alone! 925 00:49:52,730 --> 00:49:55,700 Those girls are down there, don't forget! 926 00:49:55,730 --> 00:49:58,700 And l can't stand being in the same house with them ! 927 00:49:58,740 --> 00:50:01,710 lf l sit downstairs, l can hear them screaming... 928 00:50:01,740 --> 00:50:05,340 screaming and crying, and then l get all nervous. 929 00:50:05,380 --> 00:50:08,210 Then l get these spells! l don't plan it! 930 00:50:08,250 --> 00:50:09,650 lt just happens. 931 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:13,050 Then l think about my position, my social standing... 932 00:50:13,090 --> 00:50:16,080 just like you two do, and l just play! 933 00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:17,710 l just make believe that l am you! 934 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:21,190 l know it isn't reality! l know that l'm really me! 935 00:50:21,230 --> 00:50:24,200 Haven't l been a faithful servant for two years now? 936 00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:26,360 Haven't l given you my all in this job? 937 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,370 Oh, you've been faithful, all right... 938 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:32,200 faithful in your stupidity, faithful in your laziness... 939 00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:35,540 faithful in your incompetent lame-brained attitude! 940 00:50:35,570 --> 00:50:40,200 And now this shockingly flagrant breach of contract! 941 00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:44,210 We can no longer employ you here at 3,900, Channing. 942 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:46,220 That is obvious. 943 00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:47,880 There will be a complete inspection... 944 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,890 of all your bags, Channing... 945 00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:51,390 so do not attempt... 946 00:50:51,420 --> 00:50:52,890 to take any of my clothing with you. 947 00:50:52,930 --> 00:50:55,890 l will also take a complete inventory... 948 00:50:55,930 --> 00:50:58,400 of all my belongings, from makeup-- 949 00:50:58,430 --> 00:51:01,460 Oh, God! Right on down to panties! 950 00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:02,900 And, of course, have everything... 951 00:51:02,940 --> 00:51:04,840 sent to the cleaners immediately. 952 00:51:04,870 --> 00:51:08,330 God knows what you could've gotten on my clothes. 953 00:51:08,370 --> 00:51:10,340 Now, go to your room, Channing... 954 00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:12,840 and stay there until we summon you! 955 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,350 Please change your minds! 956 00:51:14,380 --> 00:51:15,850 lt was only playing! 957 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:16,970 l won't ever-- 958 00:51:17,020 --> 00:51:18,180 Stop that yammering and move. 959 00:51:18,220 --> 00:51:19,510 And don't try anything funny... 960 00:51:19,550 --> 00:51:21,750 or you'll be right down there with Suzie and Linda. 961 00:51:21,790 --> 00:51:23,690 How would you like that? 962 00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:24,850 Had we known... 963 00:51:24,890 --> 00:51:26,590 we would've given you a maid's uniform to wear... 964 00:51:26,630 --> 00:51:27,960 instead of a butler's! 965 00:51:40,740 --> 00:51:42,300 Just playing. 966 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,870 l know l'm not you, Connie. 967 00:51:45,910 --> 00:51:47,380 lt was just playing. 968 00:51:47,410 --> 00:51:49,380 l didn't mean any harm. 969 00:51:49,420 --> 00:51:51,380 Raymond, l wasn't really spying. 970 00:51:51,420 --> 00:51:52,880 lt was just playing. 971 00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,390 What will they do with me? 972 00:51:55,420 --> 00:51:57,890 Oh, God, please make them let me stay. 973 00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,890 l'm afraid. Oh, God, have mercy on me. 974 00:52:00,930 --> 00:52:02,550 Now what are you saying?! 975 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:03,650 Nothing, Raymond! 976 00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:05,490 Oh, God, nothing! l wasn't saying anything! 977 00:52:05,530 --> 00:52:07,020 Connie and l have to go out for a while. 978 00:52:07,070 --> 00:52:08,730 We want to be sure you stay in your room... 979 00:52:08,770 --> 00:52:10,100 so we're going to lock you in. 980 00:52:10,140 --> 00:52:11,300 Lock me in? 981 00:52:11,340 --> 00:52:13,310 l won't go anywhere, Raymond. Please. 982 00:52:13,340 --> 00:52:15,170 You shouldn't mind staying in here, Channing. 983 00:52:15,210 --> 00:52:17,000 lt's rather obvious that you are... 984 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,510 to use vulgar slang... 985 00:52:18,540 --> 00:52:20,010 a closet queen, as they call it. 986 00:52:20,050 --> 00:52:21,510 Raymond, please! 987 00:52:21,550 --> 00:52:23,010 Don't lock me in! 988 00:52:23,050 --> 00:52:24,350 Please! l won't go anywhere! 989 00:52:24,380 --> 00:52:26,850 l'll just stay here and be me when you're gone! 990 00:52:26,890 --> 00:52:29,620 l won't even think about being you! Please! 991 00:52:29,820 --> 00:52:31,850 With the shock of the obscene parcel... 992 00:52:31,890 --> 00:52:33,620 still fresh in their minds... 993 00:52:33,660 --> 00:52:35,720 the trailer residents bravely go ahead... 994 00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:37,630 with their birthday celebration... 995 00:52:37,660 --> 00:52:39,560 and the eggman lets his true feelings... 996 00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,120 be known to Edie. 997 00:52:41,170 --> 00:52:42,660 Oh, happy day! 998 00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:46,070 Edie has accepted the eggman's offer of marriage. 999 00:52:48,910 --> 00:52:53,040 And you mean you'll bring me fifty eggs a day? 1000 00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:57,880 And l can come and visit Babs and Cotton and Crackers? 1001 00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,890 And you'll buy me a new girdle and bra... 1002 00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,350 and pretty underthings? 1003 00:53:04,860 --> 00:53:07,330 l'll make you the happiest egglady ever. 1004 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:08,660 Don't you worry about that. 1005 00:53:08,690 --> 00:53:09,820 l love you. 1006 00:53:09,860 --> 00:53:12,830 l love you more than anything in this whole world. 1007 00:53:12,870 --> 00:53:14,490 And right after the party's over... 1008 00:53:14,530 --> 00:53:17,830 you and l are gonna take our first little trip together. 1009 00:53:17,870 --> 00:53:21,400 l'm gonna take you to the largest poultry factory... 1010 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:22,910 on the East Coast. 1011 00:53:22,940 --> 00:53:25,840 And then you can eat and eat and eat... 1012 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:27,850 all the eggs you ever want. 1013 00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:29,850 A hundred eggs a day? 1014 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:32,350 You mean l can eat a hundred eggs? 1015 00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:34,350 A thousand if you want 'em. 1016 00:53:34,390 --> 00:53:37,360 Oh, l do love you, Mr. Eggman... 1017 00:53:37,390 --> 00:53:40,360 even though l do love my little eggies... 1018 00:53:40,390 --> 00:53:41,860 just a little bit better. 1019 00:53:41,890 --> 00:53:44,390 But l do love you, Mr. Eggman... 1020 00:53:44,430 --> 00:53:47,370 more than any man l have ever known. 1021 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,770 And l, Edie, love you more than any woman... 1022 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,860 l have ever laid eyes on. 1023 00:53:51,900 --> 00:53:53,530 And if you love me... 1024 00:53:53,570 --> 00:53:55,370 just half as much as you love them eggs... 1025 00:53:55,410 --> 00:53:56,700 then our marriage... 1026 00:53:56,740 --> 00:53:59,400 will be just as good as sealed in heaven. 1027 00:59:00,710 --> 00:59:03,080 Operator, give me the police office, please. 1028 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,480 County headquarters. 1029 00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:06,750 Phase Three, Raymond. Phase Three. 1030 00:59:08,390 --> 00:59:11,820 Hello. l'd like to report a lewd and disorderly party. 1031 00:59:11,860 --> 00:59:14,420 No. l'm a neighbor, and it's making me sick. 1032 00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:15,720 The sight of such perverts... 1033 00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:17,920 guzzling wine and taking dope right out in the open. 1034 00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:19,430 Tell them where it is. 1035 00:59:19,460 --> 00:59:22,490 lt's on Fillpot Road, first driveway on the left. 1036 00:59:22,530 --> 00:59:24,000 Walk up into the woods... 1037 00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:26,100 and it's taking place in a trailer. 1038 00:59:26,140 --> 00:59:28,000 Yes, l believe a woman does live there... 1039 00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:29,100 if you can call her a woman. 1040 00:59:29,140 --> 00:59:31,300 She is a whore, Officer. 1041 00:59:31,340 --> 00:59:33,900 Well, l feel, when l see these things going on... 1042 00:59:33,950 --> 00:59:35,440 that it's my duty to report them. 1043 01:02:00,930 --> 01:02:03,330 Even with the hectic events of the day... 1044 01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:08,200 Raymond Marble still finds time to satisfy his perverted urges. 1045 01:02:08,230 --> 01:02:10,900 Watch as he not only commits another act... 1046 01:02:10,940 --> 01:02:12,490 of indecent exposure... 1047 01:02:12,540 --> 01:02:15,340 but adds to this social horror... 1048 01:02:15,370 --> 01:02:17,570 by making his wife wait in the car. 1049 01:02:17,610 --> 01:02:19,980 ls there no shame?! 1050 01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:17,020 That is not the only shock... 1051 01:03:17,070 --> 01:03:19,470 you have before you, Raymond Marble... 1052 01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:21,730 because at this exact moment... 1053 01:03:21,770 --> 01:03:24,400 Divine has learned of your jealous scheme... 1054 01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,640 from the local town gossip. 1055 01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:31,450 She also has your address, asshole! 1056 01:03:35,150 --> 01:03:36,750 Connie! Raymond! 1057 01:03:36,790 --> 01:03:38,980 They're probably hiding their asses. 1058 01:03:39,020 --> 01:03:42,020 lt'd be a prudent move on their part if they were... 1059 01:03:42,060 --> 01:03:44,290 but l could smell them if they were here. 1060 01:03:44,330 --> 01:03:46,460 Come on, let's go upstairs. 1061 01:03:48,130 --> 01:03:50,760 Connie, you have company. 1062 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,240 We got something here for you. 1063 01:03:55,670 --> 01:03:56,900 Their bedroom. 1064 01:03:56,940 --> 01:03:58,770 Their fuck chamber itself. 1065 01:03:58,810 --> 01:04:00,710 This is where they mate, Crackers... 1066 01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:02,710 right here on this very bed. 1067 01:04:02,750 --> 01:04:04,150 This is where they touch... 1068 01:04:04,180 --> 01:04:05,710 their uninspired little organs together... 1069 01:04:05,750 --> 01:04:07,220 vainly trying to recharge... 1070 01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:09,450 their worn-out battery of filthiness... 1071 01:04:09,490 --> 01:04:12,720 thrashing and moaning in the still of the night. 1072 01:04:13,930 --> 01:04:15,920 What kind of shit turns them on, Mama? 1073 01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:17,790 What do they do in here? 1074 01:04:17,830 --> 01:04:19,560 All sorts of disgusting positions... 1075 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:20,860 l would imagine, Crackers. 1076 01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:23,700 Connie probably takes Raymond's little peanut of a cock... 1077 01:04:23,740 --> 01:04:25,230 between her brittle, chapped lips... 1078 01:04:25,270 --> 01:04:27,300 and then scrapes her ugly, decayed teeth... 1079 01:04:27,340 --> 01:04:28,400 up and down on it... 1080 01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:29,740 while asshole Raymond thinks he's getting... 1081 01:04:29,770 --> 01:04:31,540 the best head on the East Coast. 1082 01:04:31,580 --> 01:04:32,740 Then they probably sit here... 1083 01:04:32,780 --> 01:04:34,750 and stare at each other's blue and red hair... 1084 01:04:34,780 --> 01:04:37,750 while they goose each other and say dirty words. 1085 01:04:37,780 --> 01:04:40,620 Get everything real good, honey. 1086 01:05:14,390 --> 01:05:15,910 Get this couch real good. 1087 01:05:17,260 --> 01:05:19,520 They probably sit here and say all sorts... 1088 01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:20,990 of banal things to one another. 1089 01:05:21,030 --> 01:05:22,720 Why, they may have even decided... 1090 01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:25,130 to send us that turd on this very sofa. 1091 01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:27,650 l'm getting it on, Mama. Don't you worry. 1092 01:05:27,700 --> 01:05:29,670 They think they're filthy. 1093 01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:31,930 We'll just see what the furniture thinks. 1094 01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:33,370 Right, Mama? Am l right? 1095 01:05:33,410 --> 01:05:34,770 Yes, Crackers, yes. 1096 01:05:34,810 --> 01:05:36,270 Don't miss anything. 1097 01:05:36,310 --> 01:05:37,970 Should l shit on the floor, Mama? 1098 01:05:38,010 --> 01:05:39,140 Right here in the living room? 1099 01:05:39,180 --> 01:05:40,640 No, Crackers, no. 1100 01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:42,150 Don't do anything yet. 1101 01:05:42,180 --> 01:05:44,310 Just get your saliva glands going. 1102 01:05:46,350 --> 01:05:47,440 Real good. 1103 01:05:50,460 --> 01:05:51,750 Juicy. 1104 01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:58,750 But is it enough, Mama? 1105 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,260 Will it be enough? 1106 01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:02,390 Shouldn't we do something a little filthier... 1107 01:06:02,430 --> 01:06:03,700 a little heavier? 1108 01:06:03,740 --> 01:06:05,200 Just to be sure. 1109 01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:07,200 Oh, we still have other rooms to go. 1110 01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:08,900 The dining room ! 1111 01:06:15,580 --> 01:06:18,010 This is where they eat, Crackers. 1112 01:06:18,050 --> 01:06:20,210 This is where they shove dirty little portions of bacteria... 1113 01:06:20,250 --> 01:06:21,720 down their weasely little throats. 1114 01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:27,720 This is where they spread germs, disease, and infection... 1115 01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,060 gobbling obscene fruits and vegetables... 1116 01:06:30,100 --> 01:06:31,220 all in the name of health. 1117 01:06:31,260 --> 01:06:33,060 How disgusting! 1118 01:06:33,100 --> 01:06:35,160 Get this table soaking wet. 1119 01:06:38,370 --> 01:06:42,310 Oh, Mama, Mama, this is gonna work. 1120 01:06:42,340 --> 01:06:43,860 Our divinity will show through. 1121 01:06:43,910 --> 01:06:46,430 lt'll show through all the bullshit... 1122 01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:48,810 crammed in this little dwelling. 1123 01:06:48,850 --> 01:06:52,940 The house will react, Mama. lt's gonna react real good. 1124 01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:58,080 Oh, Crackers. Oh, Crackers, my baby Crackers. 1125 01:06:58,120 --> 01:06:59,820 No house can stand the two of our venom. 1126 01:06:59,860 --> 01:07:00,980 My saliva-- 1127 01:07:01,030 --> 01:07:04,650 Oh, Crackers, it will work. 1128 01:07:04,700 --> 01:07:06,250 Without you, it wouldn't have been enough. 1129 01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:08,560 Oh, my only son, Crackers. 1130 01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:14,710 Oh, Mama, Mama. 1131 01:07:14,740 --> 01:07:16,900 l just thank God above... 1132 01:07:16,940 --> 01:07:18,640 l was lucky enough to be the soul... 1133 01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:20,170 that was placed in my body... 1134 01:07:20,210 --> 01:07:22,240 the body of Divine's son... 1135 01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:23,410 the body and blood... 1136 01:07:23,450 --> 01:07:25,510 of another generation of divinity. 1137 01:07:25,550 --> 01:07:28,850 Oh, Crackers! My only baby, Crackers... 1138 01:07:28,890 --> 01:07:30,860 my own flesh and blood... 1139 01:07:30,890 --> 01:07:33,690 my own heritage, my own genes. 1140 01:07:33,730 --> 01:07:36,960 Oh, Crackers, let Mama receive you like communion. 1141 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:38,860 Let Mama make a gift to you... 1142 01:07:38,900 --> 01:07:40,520 a gift that only a mother can make... 1143 01:07:40,570 --> 01:07:42,030 a gift so special... 1144 01:07:42,070 --> 01:07:44,560 it will curse this house for years after we're gone. 1145 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:47,900 Oh, Crackers, a gift of supreme motherhood... 1146 01:07:47,940 --> 01:07:50,000 a gift of divinity! 1147 01:07:53,510 --> 01:07:56,240 Oh, Mama, l want to accept your gift. 1148 01:07:56,280 --> 01:08:00,240 Oh, Mama, accept it as a loving son should, Mama. 1149 01:08:00,290 --> 01:08:04,310 Oh, Mama, a son that would kill for you... 1150 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:05,720 steal for you... 1151 01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:07,380 even die for you, Mama. 1152 01:08:07,430 --> 01:08:10,020 l accept your gift. 1153 01:08:10,060 --> 01:08:12,090 l accept it as a loving son should, Mama. 1154 01:08:12,130 --> 01:08:15,900 Yes, Mama, l'm yours, completely yours. 1155 01:08:15,930 --> 01:08:18,460 Oh, Crackers, prepare to receive... 1156 01:08:18,500 --> 01:08:21,100 the most divine gift a mother can give. 1157 01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:26,370 This will clinch it. 1158 01:08:26,410 --> 01:08:30,250 This will ruin this house forever. 1159 01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:32,180 That's it. That's it. 1160 01:08:33,690 --> 01:08:35,310 Do my balls, Mama! 1161 01:08:35,350 --> 01:08:36,750 That's it! 1162 01:08:36,790 --> 01:08:39,380 Farther, farther down! 1163 01:08:41,330 --> 01:08:43,590 You're the best, the best ever! 1164 01:08:43,630 --> 01:08:46,650 l should have known you'd be better than anyone. 1165 01:08:55,940 --> 01:08:57,130 Oh, Crackers! Somebody else is in here. 1166 01:08:57,180 --> 01:08:58,640 But, Mama! Mama! 1167 01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:00,080 -Oh, quit that! -God damn it, Mama! 1168 01:09:00,110 --> 01:09:02,740 Zip your pants up! Somebody else is in the house! 1169 01:09:02,780 --> 01:09:04,040 God damn it! 1170 01:09:10,220 --> 01:09:12,420 This place ought to go up like a tinderbox. 1171 01:09:12,460 --> 01:09:14,620 Let's spread it everywhere. 1172 01:09:14,660 --> 01:09:17,320 God, l love the smell of gasoline, Raymond. 1173 01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:20,020 We are the filthiest people alive. 1174 01:09:20,060 --> 01:09:22,190 As we have always been, Connie. 1175 01:09:22,230 --> 01:09:25,030 Oh, revenge, sweet revenge. 1176 01:09:25,070 --> 01:09:27,500 l wonder how that fat cow likes prison. 1177 01:09:27,540 --> 01:09:30,700 Probably couldn't fit the sow into a cell with anybody else. 1178 01:09:30,740 --> 01:09:33,140 l wonder how her party guests like her now. 1179 01:09:33,180 --> 01:09:37,310 l wonder how-- if she had a happy birthday. 1180 01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:40,680 Let's hurry up and get out of here. 1181 01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:42,210 You know how fire makes me nervous. 1182 01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:44,150 Nonsense, Raymond. Fire is beautiful... 1183 01:09:44,190 --> 01:09:46,780 licking and scorching everything it touches. 1184 01:09:46,820 --> 01:09:48,790 Get some more on here. 1185 01:09:48,830 --> 01:09:50,760 Get their bedrooms good. 1186 01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:53,260 Who else is in this house? 1187 01:09:53,300 --> 01:09:54,890 Where is everyone else hiding? 1188 01:09:54,930 --> 01:09:56,560 Just the girls. Please don't hurt me. 1189 01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:57,590 l won't call the police. 1190 01:09:57,640 --> 01:09:59,230 You're goddamn right you won't. 1191 01:09:59,270 --> 01:10:00,860 Now where are Connie and Raymond Marble? 1192 01:10:00,910 --> 01:10:02,400 They're out. l swear they went out. 1193 01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:04,870 Just the girls are here. Just the girls in the cellar. 1194 01:10:04,910 --> 01:10:06,040 What girls? 1195 01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:08,380 The girls they keep locked up in the cellar. 1196 01:10:08,410 --> 01:10:10,880 Please let me go. Just let me out of this house. 1197 01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:12,250 You can do anything you like. 1198 01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:13,550 Just please let me out of this house. 1199 01:10:13,580 --> 01:10:15,110 When will the Marbles be back? Tell us! 1200 01:10:15,150 --> 01:10:18,450 l don't know. l swear l don't know. 1201 01:10:18,490 --> 01:10:20,510 They locked me in here this morning. 1202 01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:22,030 They fired me. 1203 01:10:22,060 --> 01:10:23,530 Just let me out of this house. 1204 01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:25,390 Please, just let me out of this house. 1205 01:10:25,430 --> 01:10:26,730 Come on. We'll go see about these girls... 1206 01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:28,100 you keep talking about. 1207 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,100 Oh, please help us. 1208 01:10:35,140 --> 01:10:36,230 Oh, please. 1209 01:10:36,270 --> 01:10:38,640 What is this? 1210 01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:41,110 Oh, please, please help us. 1211 01:10:41,150 --> 01:10:42,410 Call the police. 1212 01:10:42,450 --> 01:10:43,570 Contact my parents. 1213 01:10:43,610 --> 01:10:46,410 Please take this note. The address is on the back. 1214 01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:48,420 What's happened? Please, tell us what's happened. 1215 01:10:48,450 --> 01:10:50,550 Where are Connie and Raymond Marble? 1216 01:10:50,590 --> 01:10:51,710 What is this shit? 1217 01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:52,880 How could l know? 1218 01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:54,690 l've been locked up here. 1219 01:10:54,730 --> 01:10:56,920 l never saw them except for the day they kidnapped me. 1220 01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:59,990 We never see them, only Channing. 1221 01:11:00,030 --> 01:11:01,760 Please help us to escape. 1222 01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:04,200 l'll repay you, whoever you are. 1223 01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:07,070 l beg of you to free Linda and l from here. 1224 01:11:07,110 --> 01:11:09,230 Please, so l can have an abortion... 1225 01:11:09,270 --> 01:11:10,800 before it's too late. 1226 01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,710 lf you free us, we will do anything. 1227 01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:15,740 Did the Marbles lock you down here? 1228 01:11:15,780 --> 01:11:17,040 Did they do this to you? 1229 01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:19,380 Yes. l've been down here for months... 1230 01:11:19,420 --> 01:11:22,480 endless, horror-filled months in this damn pit... 1231 01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:25,080 chained like a starving animal... 1232 01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:27,520 only hoping that l would be killed... 1233 01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:29,550 rather than continue living like this. 1234 01:11:29,590 --> 01:11:32,030 You never see the Marbles? Never? 1235 01:11:32,060 --> 01:11:33,760 No. Only Chan... 1236 01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:36,930 this repulsive pervert you have tied up. 1237 01:11:36,970 --> 01:11:40,730 Please, he raped us both so we'd become pregnant. 1238 01:11:40,770 --> 01:11:43,240 The Marbles just sit up there... 1239 01:11:43,270 --> 01:11:45,300 waiting for us to die in childbirth... 1240 01:11:45,340 --> 01:11:47,330 and then they sell the poor babies. 1241 01:11:47,380 --> 01:11:48,740 lt's been a nightmare. 1242 01:11:48,780 --> 01:11:52,440 lf you don't free us, we will die and rot in this pit. 1243 01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:54,210 They have no mercy. 1244 01:11:54,250 --> 01:11:55,340 Free them, Crackers. 1245 01:11:55,390 --> 01:11:56,850 l'll hold him. 1246 01:11:56,890 --> 01:11:58,580 Chan's got the key in his pocket. 1247 01:11:58,620 --> 01:12:00,920 No! Let me go! l didn't do anything. 1248 01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,430 Shut up, you filthy bastard. 1249 01:12:02,460 --> 01:12:06,230 Miss Lady, whoever you are, don't let him go. Please. 1250 01:12:06,260 --> 01:12:07,730 He is our keeper. 1251 01:12:07,770 --> 01:12:11,460 He has beaten me many times and caused me untold misery. 1252 01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:13,800 He's one of them ! Don't let him go! 1253 01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:15,860 He works for the Marbles. 1254 01:12:15,910 --> 01:12:17,700 No. l was only doing my job. 1255 01:12:17,740 --> 01:12:19,730 l have no malice toward either of you. 1256 01:12:19,780 --> 01:12:21,240 There you go, honey. 1257 01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:23,540 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 1258 01:12:23,580 --> 01:12:25,240 Oh, God, l can go home again. 1259 01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:27,270 Keep him tied. 1260 01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:30,050 There you go, missy, free as a bird. 1261 01:12:30,090 --> 01:12:32,390 Thank you so very much. 1262 01:12:32,420 --> 01:12:34,150 Could we chain him? 1263 01:12:34,190 --> 01:12:36,160 Do whatever you like. 1264 01:12:36,190 --> 01:12:37,790 You can even kill him if you want to. 1265 01:12:37,830 --> 01:12:41,390 Either you do it, or we will, whichever you prefer. 1266 01:12:41,430 --> 01:12:43,420 Oh, let us! 1267 01:12:46,670 --> 01:12:49,800 Well, Chan, the tables turn, don't they? 1268 01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:52,540 No, please, Suzie, l couldn't free you. 1269 01:12:52,580 --> 01:12:54,980 l was only doing my job. Have mercy on me! 1270 01:12:55,010 --> 01:12:56,740 Bullshit, Chan! 1271 01:12:56,780 --> 01:12:58,310 You could've freed us. 1272 01:12:58,350 --> 01:12:59,750 Why didn't you help us escape... 1273 01:12:59,780 --> 01:13:01,650 if you felt no malice towards us? 1274 01:13:01,690 --> 01:13:02,810 Bullshit! 1275 01:13:02,850 --> 01:13:05,050 You kept us locked up like slaves, bastard... 1276 01:13:05,090 --> 01:13:06,610 and you're gonna pay for it. 1277 01:13:06,660 --> 01:13:10,120 l'm gonna cut that big fat worm right off you. 1278 01:13:11,260 --> 01:13:12,750 God, not that! 1279 01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:15,660 Hey, jerk off just one more time, stud... 1280 01:13:15,700 --> 01:13:17,190 just one more time. 1281 01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:19,230 Hold him. 1282 01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:20,760 There. l've got it. 1283 01:13:20,810 --> 01:13:21,930 Cut it! 1284 01:13:33,650 --> 01:13:34,680 Light it, my darling. 1285 01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:38,820 We are the filthiest people alive. 1286 01:13:38,860 --> 01:13:41,790 Fire, fire, burn it down. 1287 01:13:41,830 --> 01:13:44,260 Fire, fire, to the ground. 1288 01:13:48,270 --> 01:13:49,930 Burn, you fucker! 1289 01:13:49,970 --> 01:13:51,630 Burn! 1290 01:13:51,670 --> 01:13:52,760 Let's hurry up and get out of here... 1291 01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:54,200 before someone sees the smoke. 1292 01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:56,570 The smoke, Connie. lt's done. 1293 01:13:56,610 --> 01:13:58,700 The battle of filth has been won. 1294 01:13:58,740 --> 01:14:01,210 We are the filthiest people alive! 1295 01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:03,210 Run, Connie, run! 1296 01:14:07,790 --> 01:14:09,220 The filthiest! 1297 01:15:04,780 --> 01:15:06,330 Those goddamn Marbles. 1298 01:15:06,380 --> 01:15:07,470 We'll take care of 'em, Mama. 1299 01:15:07,510 --> 01:15:08,500 We'll get those assholes later. 1300 01:15:08,550 --> 01:15:10,010 Mama, look, there's smoke! 1301 01:15:10,050 --> 01:15:11,170 Oh, my God! 1302 01:15:11,220 --> 01:15:12,340 Oh, the trailer! 1303 01:15:12,380 --> 01:15:14,110 Oh, no! 1304 01:15:18,220 --> 01:15:20,590 My gorgeous hideaway! 1305 01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:25,360 Oh, my God! 1306 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:28,190 And Franklin's theatrical wardrobe! 1307 01:15:28,230 --> 01:15:30,700 They did it. Them fucking Marbles did it. 1308 01:15:30,740 --> 01:15:34,800 Bag the Marbles! 1309 01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:36,360 A press conference! 1310 01:15:36,410 --> 01:15:38,880 Back to the Marbles and seize those fuckers. 1311 01:15:38,910 --> 01:15:40,470 l'll kill them ! 1312 01:16:39,270 --> 01:16:42,540 At last it is over, Raymond. 1313 01:16:42,570 --> 01:16:45,630 The battle of filth has been won. 1314 01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:47,940 This calls for a celebration. 1315 01:16:47,980 --> 01:16:50,380 lt certainly does, a victory celebration. 1316 01:16:50,410 --> 01:16:53,140 Oh, Jesus! God, l love you, Raymond. 1317 01:16:53,180 --> 01:16:55,950 Are you happy with our filthiness, my darling? 1318 01:16:55,990 --> 01:16:58,850 Are you glad that your wife is here beside you... 1319 01:16:58,890 --> 01:17:01,950 sharing with you this bond of filth? 1320 01:17:01,990 --> 01:17:04,480 This has been the most important day of my life, Connie. 1321 01:17:04,530 --> 01:17:06,000 Filthiness is a reality. 1322 01:17:06,030 --> 01:17:08,290 After all these years of nagging uncertainty... 1323 01:17:08,330 --> 01:17:12,000 l know now that we are indeed the filthiest couple alive. 1324 01:17:20,110 --> 01:17:21,700 Come to me, my darling. 1325 01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:24,240 Come receive what was promised you... 1326 01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:26,310 in the holy vows of matrimony. 1327 01:17:26,350 --> 01:17:31,750 l am yours, Raymond, all yours, my beautiful darling. 1328 01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:34,680 Connie, are you all right? 1329 01:17:34,730 --> 01:17:37,350 What happened, Raymond? What happened? 1330 01:17:37,390 --> 01:17:38,690 The couch, it rejected you. 1331 01:17:38,730 --> 01:17:41,860 Something's wrong, Raymond. Something's terribly wrong. 1332 01:17:41,900 --> 01:17:43,030 Well, it's just out of order. 1333 01:17:43,070 --> 01:17:44,190 You're all right, honey. Get up. 1334 01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:45,530 l'm afraid to, honey. 1335 01:17:45,570 --> 01:17:47,800 How can a couch be out of order? 1336 01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:49,400 Something just went wrong with it, honey. 1337 01:17:49,440 --> 01:17:51,740 You're all right. See, this chair is OK. 1338 01:17:51,780 --> 01:17:53,140 lt's all right. 1339 01:17:53,180 --> 01:17:55,940 But that couch threw me, Raymond. 1340 01:17:55,980 --> 01:17:58,040 Nothing can be the matter with that couch. 1341 01:17:58,080 --> 01:17:59,240 We just got it. 1342 01:18:01,090 --> 01:18:03,650 l'm all right, honey. l'm not hurt. 1343 01:18:03,690 --> 01:18:06,160 Something is the matter with this house. 1344 01:18:06,190 --> 01:18:07,750 Channing must have done something. 1345 01:18:07,790 --> 01:18:08,760 He ought to know something. 1346 01:18:08,790 --> 01:18:10,560 We'll beat it out of him. 1347 01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:17,960 He's gone, honey. Channing has escaped. 1348 01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,940 How could he have escaped? 1349 01:18:19,970 --> 01:18:21,440 Raymond, check the pit. 1350 01:18:21,470 --> 01:18:22,910 He may have let the girls go. 1351 01:18:22,940 --> 01:18:25,070 They'll call the police, Connie! The police! 1352 01:18:26,380 --> 01:18:28,610 Oh, my God! The police! 1353 01:18:35,620 --> 01:18:37,590 He's been castrated! 1354 01:18:37,620 --> 01:18:39,920 His penis is gone! 1355 01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:42,760 The girls have escaped! The girls have escaped! 1356 01:18:42,790 --> 01:18:44,260 They'll call the police! 1357 01:18:44,300 --> 01:18:45,560 Hurry. Let's get out of here. 1358 01:18:47,700 --> 01:18:49,600 Raymond, l'm afraid! 1359 01:18:49,630 --> 01:18:51,430 Hurry, Connie. Hurry. 1360 01:18:56,540 --> 01:18:58,840 Connie and Raymond Marble. 1361 01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:02,240 Stop it! 1362 01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,140 You're gonna get it good, bitch! 1363 01:19:08,550 --> 01:19:10,820 Well, well, well. 1364 01:19:10,860 --> 01:19:12,690 Connie and Raymond Marble. 1365 01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:15,160 l've been looking forward to meeting you. 1366 01:19:15,190 --> 01:19:17,060 lt's a real pleasure. 1367 01:19:17,090 --> 01:19:19,790 And you're even bigger assholes than l imagined. 1368 01:19:19,830 --> 01:19:21,800 You burned my house down. 1369 01:19:21,830 --> 01:19:25,290 No, please. Who are you? We don't know you. 1370 01:19:25,340 --> 01:19:27,170 You know who l am, bitch! 1371 01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:29,830 l'm the filthiest person alive. That's who l am. 1372 01:19:29,870 --> 01:19:31,360 No, please, you must be mistaken. 1373 01:19:31,410 --> 01:19:34,000 Our name is Waldo, Harry and Jean Waldo. 1374 01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:36,010 Shut up! Just shut up! 1375 01:19:36,050 --> 01:19:37,380 Gag him before l kill him ! 1376 01:19:39,150 --> 01:19:42,120 Wait for the newsmen, Ma. Wait for the newsmen. 1377 01:19:42,150 --> 01:19:43,780 Wait till they get here. 1378 01:19:43,820 --> 01:19:45,120 That ought to shut him up. 1379 01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:48,560 Hey, Raymond, you must think we're awful fucking stupid, huh? 1380 01:19:48,590 --> 01:19:51,430 Well, here's a little something for you. 1381 01:19:51,460 --> 01:19:53,050 Burn down our house, will you? 1382 01:19:53,100 --> 01:19:54,560 Who are you? 1383 01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:55,860 You have the wrong people. 1384 01:19:55,900 --> 01:19:57,270 Shut up, Connie. Shut up! 1385 01:19:57,300 --> 01:19:58,700 You know who we are. 1386 01:19:58,740 --> 01:19:59,930 Cut the hogwash. 1387 01:19:59,970 --> 01:20:01,130 Save it for the papers. 1388 01:20:01,170 --> 01:20:02,300 You're Connie Marble... 1389 01:20:02,340 --> 01:20:03,860 and you're gonna pay for being Connie Marble. 1390 01:20:09,410 --> 01:20:11,780 And you're going to pay royally, bitch. 1391 01:20:11,820 --> 01:20:13,280 Let this be a lesson to you... 1392 01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:15,620 just in case there is reincarnation. 1393 01:20:15,650 --> 01:20:18,090 lt's virtually impossible to be filthier than Divine. 1394 01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,560 l didn't get my reputation for nothing, you know. 1395 01:20:20,590 --> 01:20:22,490 But you found out too late, Connie. 1396 01:20:22,530 --> 01:20:23,490 Yeah, it's too late. 1397 01:20:23,530 --> 01:20:24,490 'Cause you and shithead here... 1398 01:20:24,530 --> 01:20:25,760 aren't going to be around tomorrow. 1399 01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:27,200 No, you're not going to be around... 1400 01:20:27,230 --> 01:20:29,170 to put your newfound knowledge to use. 1401 01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:30,960 'Cause you're going to be dead, Connie. 1402 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,940 Dead! Dead! Dead! 1403 01:20:32,970 --> 01:20:34,440 That's tight, Crackers... 1404 01:20:34,470 --> 01:20:36,100 it's so tight it makes their blood hurt. 1405 01:20:36,140 --> 01:20:38,670 Just make sure they don't make another sound... 1406 01:20:38,710 --> 01:20:39,900 because l don't think l'd be able... 1407 01:20:39,940 --> 01:20:41,910 to control myself if they made any more noise. 1408 01:20:41,950 --> 01:20:44,140 l'd just have to kill them right now! 1409 01:20:44,180 --> 01:20:46,170 l just won't be able to wait! 1410 01:20:46,220 --> 01:20:47,240 l know what you mean, Babs. 1411 01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:49,450 l feel like ripping them apart myself. 1412 01:20:49,490 --> 01:20:51,280 They ain't gonna be doing much talking, are you? 1413 01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:52,450 Come on, children... 1414 01:20:52,490 --> 01:20:54,550 we can't keep the photographers waiting. 1415 01:20:54,590 --> 01:20:55,920 And we're going to give them a story... 1416 01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:56,930 that will knock the ""Newsday""... 1417 01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:58,950 right off its fucking boring little ass! 1418 01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:00,860 Come on, Connie and Raymond. 1419 01:21:00,900 --> 01:21:03,230 You have a personal appearance to make. 1420 01:21:09,540 --> 01:21:11,130 John Vader of the ""Midnight"" here... 1421 01:21:11,180 --> 01:21:13,410 looking for Divine somewhere in Phoenix, Maryland. 1422 01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:16,070 Divine, you're looking fantastic. 1423 01:21:16,110 --> 01:21:18,580 Why, thank you, Mr. Vader. l'm so glad you could come. 1424 01:21:18,620 --> 01:21:20,640 Nat Curzan here from ""The Tattler."" 1425 01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:23,280 Well, good afternoon, Mr. Curzan. 1426 01:21:23,320 --> 01:21:24,690 Gentlemen, get ready... 1427 01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:26,380 'cause you're about to witness the trial... 1428 01:21:26,420 --> 01:21:27,910 of these two unfortunates... 1429 01:21:27,960 --> 01:21:30,980 commonly known as Connie and Raymond Marble. 1430 01:21:31,030 --> 01:21:33,900 Their trial will take place in front of your very eyes... 1431 01:21:33,930 --> 01:21:35,630 and their execution will follow. 1432 01:21:35,670 --> 01:21:37,030 We're going to witness an actual murder? 1433 01:21:37,070 --> 01:21:38,060 A live homicide? 1434 01:21:38,100 --> 01:21:40,370 That is right, gentlemen. 1435 01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,300 Goldstein, Larry Goldstein. 1436 01:21:42,340 --> 01:21:43,900 Very tempting. 1437 01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:46,710 l have a question for you, Miss...Cotton. 1438 01:21:46,740 --> 01:21:48,140 ls that correct, Cotton? 1439 01:21:48,180 --> 01:21:49,370 Yes, it is. 1440 01:21:49,410 --> 01:21:51,140 Are you a willing accomplice... 1441 01:21:51,180 --> 01:21:53,210 to these murders that are about to take place? 1442 01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:56,410 This is not exactly a murder, Mr. Goldstein. 1443 01:21:56,450 --> 01:21:57,920 This is a court, a kangaroo court... 1444 01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:00,220 as the headlines could scream. 1445 01:22:00,260 --> 01:22:03,090 Not a mere murder as you would call it. 1446 01:22:03,130 --> 01:22:05,860 lf we were involved in merely another murder... 1447 01:22:05,900 --> 01:22:07,120 it could hardly be headlines. 1448 01:22:07,160 --> 01:22:10,360 lt's not just the publicity. 1449 01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:12,270 My mama couldn't go on with her everyday life... 1450 01:22:12,300 --> 01:22:13,860 with this kind of shit going on. 1451 01:22:13,900 --> 01:22:17,070 My mama was not the aggressor in this little war we had. 1452 01:22:17,110 --> 01:22:18,970 She only did what had to be done. 1453 01:22:19,010 --> 01:22:20,910 lt was suicide on their part. 1454 01:22:20,940 --> 01:22:22,040 And, Cotton... 1455 01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:23,980 l notice a smile on your lips. 1456 01:22:24,010 --> 01:22:25,040 Does murder make you happy? 1457 01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:28,180 Murder merely relieves tension, Mr. Curzan. 1458 01:22:28,220 --> 01:22:31,550 For murder to bring happiness, one must already be happy... 1459 01:22:31,590 --> 01:22:34,890 and l am completely at peace with myself... 1460 01:22:34,930 --> 01:22:36,260 totally happy. 1461 01:22:37,260 --> 01:22:39,130 Give me more questions. 1462 01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:40,530 Divine, are you a lesbian? 1463 01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:42,500 Yes. l have done everything. 1464 01:22:42,530 --> 01:22:43,830 Does blood turn you on? 1465 01:22:43,870 --> 01:22:45,430 lt does more than turn me on, Mr. Vader. 1466 01:22:45,940 --> 01:22:47,230 lt makes me come. 1467 01:22:47,270 --> 01:22:50,140 And more than the sight of it, l love the taste of it. 1468 01:22:50,170 --> 01:22:52,870 The taste of hot, freshly killed blood. 1469 01:22:52,910 --> 01:22:55,470 Could you give us some of your political beliefs? 1470 01:22:55,510 --> 01:22:57,210 Kill everyone now. 1471 01:22:57,250 --> 01:22:59,440 Condone first-degree murder. 1472 01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:02,250 Advocate cannibalism, eat shit. 1473 01:23:02,290 --> 01:23:03,750 Filth are my politics. 1474 01:23:03,790 --> 01:23:04,880 Filth is my life. 1475 01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:06,580 Take whatever you like. 1476 01:23:09,060 --> 01:23:11,220 How's this for a center spread? 1477 01:23:12,660 --> 01:23:14,820 -Jesus. -Christ Almighty! 1478 01:23:14,870 --> 01:23:17,030 OK, Divine, where will you go now? 1479 01:23:17,070 --> 01:23:18,930 l'm sure you're aware that after the execution... 1480 01:23:18,970 --> 01:23:21,130 you will be the subject of an extensive search. 1481 01:23:21,170 --> 01:23:22,260 To another city... 1482 01:23:22,310 --> 01:23:24,210 to set up headquarters once again. 1483 01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:25,370 Of course... 1484 01:23:25,410 --> 01:23:27,270 l cannot reveal to you the exact location. 1485 01:23:27,310 --> 01:23:29,970 Patience, Mr. Vader, patience. 1486 01:23:30,010 --> 01:23:31,710 Another time, another story. 1487 01:23:31,750 --> 01:23:33,940 And now for the trial. 1488 01:23:33,980 --> 01:23:34,950 You sit here. 1489 01:23:34,990 --> 01:23:35,950 Back here? 1490 01:23:35,990 --> 01:23:37,150 Sit down. 1491 01:23:37,190 --> 01:23:39,920 No pictures during the trial, please. 1492 01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:41,120 This is a court of law. 1493 01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:44,360 l call to the stand Miss Cotton. 1494 01:23:49,430 --> 01:23:51,460 Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth... 1495 01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:53,370 the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? 1496 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:54,370 l do. 1497 01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:56,400 Who burned down our trailer? 1498 01:23:56,440 --> 01:23:58,170 Connie and Raymond Marble. 1499 01:23:58,210 --> 01:23:59,800 Can you point them out in this court? 1500 01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:02,070 There they are right there. The ones that are tied up. 1501 01:24:02,110 --> 01:24:05,080 Who sent me a turd in the mail? 1502 01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:07,110 Connie and Raymond Marble. 1503 01:24:07,150 --> 01:24:08,350 That is all. 1504 01:24:08,390 --> 01:24:09,980 ls there any cross-examination? 1505 01:24:12,060 --> 01:24:14,490 No cross-examination? Very well. 1506 01:24:14,530 --> 01:24:15,820 You may step down. 1507 01:24:15,860 --> 01:24:18,560 l call to the stand Crackers. 1508 01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:20,860 Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth... 1509 01:24:20,900 --> 01:24:22,530 the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? 1510 01:24:22,570 --> 01:24:24,330 Sure, Mama. l wouldn't shit you. 1511 01:24:24,370 --> 01:24:27,060 How did Connie and Raymond find out where we live? 1512 01:24:27,100 --> 01:24:28,200 They hired a spy. 1513 01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:29,970 How did this spy get her information? 1514 01:24:30,010 --> 01:24:31,980 By nosing around, asking a lot of questions... 1515 01:24:32,010 --> 01:24:33,700 and by fucking me. That's how she got it. 1516 01:24:33,740 --> 01:24:37,040 That dirty little scag. 1517 01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:38,210 Thank you. 1518 01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:40,580 ls there any cross-examination? 1519 01:24:42,890 --> 01:24:46,650 No? A very strange defense, l must say. 1520 01:24:46,690 --> 01:24:48,520 You may step down. 1521 01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:52,390 Gentlemen, the verdict is guilty... 1522 01:24:52,430 --> 01:24:55,400 on all ten counts of first-degree stupidity. 1523 01:24:55,430 --> 01:24:57,700 The penalty phase will now begin. 1524 01:24:57,730 --> 01:24:59,930 l call Cotton to the stand. 1525 01:25:04,370 --> 01:25:05,710 Your oath still remains. 1526 01:25:05,740 --> 01:25:07,140 l presume you understand this? 1527 01:25:07,180 --> 01:25:08,140 Naturally. 1528 01:25:08,180 --> 01:25:09,300 ln your opinion... 1529 01:25:09,350 --> 01:25:11,680 what should the penalty in this case be? 1530 01:25:11,720 --> 01:25:12,680 Death. 1531 01:25:12,720 --> 01:25:14,340 That is all. 1532 01:25:14,380 --> 01:25:15,940 You may step down. 1533 01:25:15,990 --> 01:25:18,420 l call Crackers to the stand. 1534 01:25:22,890 --> 01:25:24,950 You realize you are still under oath? 1535 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,360 Of course. 1536 01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:27,490 ln your opinion... 1537 01:25:27,530 --> 01:25:28,900 should these people be allowed to live? 1538 01:25:28,970 --> 01:25:29,960 No. 1539 01:25:30,430 --> 01:25:31,630 Thank you. 1540 01:25:31,670 --> 01:25:35,100 Gentlemen of the press, the verdict is death. 1541 01:25:35,140 --> 01:25:38,300 But first, due to the magnitude of these capital crimes... 1542 01:25:38,340 --> 01:25:40,070 these two people must be humiliated... 1543 01:25:40,110 --> 01:25:41,480 in front of the media. 1544 01:25:41,510 --> 01:25:44,570 Use these pictures, gentlemen, and use them wisely. 1545 01:25:44,620 --> 01:25:46,110 We have an example to set. 1546 01:25:46,150 --> 01:25:48,120 Let the good people of this country know... 1547 01:25:48,150 --> 01:25:50,680 that they cannot fuck with Divine and get away with it. 1548 01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:54,160 Let them know that we are indeed the filthiest people alive. 1549 01:25:54,190 --> 01:25:55,160 Mr. Vader. 1550 01:25:55,190 --> 01:25:56,960 Yes, Divine, do you think... 1551 01:25:56,990 --> 01:25:58,830 that there are other filthy people in the world? 1552 01:25:58,860 --> 01:26:00,490 l mean, is it now a cult? 1553 01:26:00,530 --> 01:26:03,430 lt is a very minor cult right now, Mr. Vader... 1554 01:26:03,470 --> 01:26:05,460 but one that is growing and growing. 1555 01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:07,470 Growing faster than you could imagine. 1556 01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:09,670 l will be queen one day... 1557 01:26:09,710 --> 01:26:10,800 and my coronation... 1558 01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:13,040 will be celebrated all over the world. 1559 01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:17,340 Do not forget--l am Divine. 1560 01:26:17,380 --> 01:26:19,680 What a day for an execution. 1561 01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:22,280 Off the record, Mama, do we stab them or shoot them? 1562 01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:23,950 Shoot, Crackers, shoot. 1563 01:26:24,350 --> 01:26:25,320 No mess for the ""Midnight."" 1564 01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:26,450 Don't forget ""The Tattler."" 1565 01:26:26,490 --> 01:26:28,080 And ""The Tattler,"" honey. 1566 01:26:28,130 --> 01:26:29,590 And ""The Confidential."" 1567 01:26:29,630 --> 01:26:31,920 How could l ever forget ""The Confidential""? 1568 01:26:36,230 --> 01:26:38,000 Come on, gentlemen. Come this way. 1569 01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:39,000 Come on. 1570 01:26:39,040 --> 01:26:40,440 Help me with this tar. 1571 01:26:40,470 --> 01:26:41,800 OK, Miss Cotton. 1572 01:26:43,140 --> 01:26:44,400 Here, hold this. 1573 01:26:51,150 --> 01:26:53,670 Burn my mama's house down, will you? 1574 01:26:53,720 --> 01:26:54,680 You goddamn worm. 1575 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:58,120 Fucking piece of lousy shit! 1576 01:26:58,160 --> 01:27:01,390 And now for the feathers. 1577 01:27:01,430 --> 01:27:03,830 Only we're not going to run you out of town. 1578 01:27:03,860 --> 01:27:05,730 We're going to kill you. 1579 01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:07,630 Kill, kill, kill. 1580 01:27:07,660 --> 01:27:09,930 Shoot, shoot, shoot. 1581 01:27:09,970 --> 01:27:11,090 Questions and answers! 1582 01:27:11,130 --> 01:27:12,290 Do you believe in God? 1583 01:27:12,340 --> 01:27:14,460 l am God. 1584 01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:15,970 You are God. 1585 01:27:16,010 --> 01:27:17,000 You are God. 1586 01:27:18,840 --> 01:27:20,740 ls there no wrong? 1587 01:27:20,780 --> 01:27:23,040 There is right, and there is wrong. 1588 01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:26,240 l have never been wrong, Mr. Goldstein. 1589 01:27:26,280 --> 01:27:29,150 Do you expect to get new followers with this publicity? 1590 01:27:29,190 --> 01:27:31,650 l certainly hope so, Mr. Curzan. 1591 01:27:31,690 --> 01:27:34,020 l didn't invite you here to jerk off, you know. 1592 01:27:34,060 --> 01:27:37,150 Get this all down. Don't miss one single word. 1593 01:27:37,190 --> 01:27:38,290 Suppose we decide... 1594 01:27:38,330 --> 01:27:40,590 not to print this story, Miss Divine. What then? 1595 01:27:40,630 --> 01:27:44,260 Mr. Vader, see them? 1596 01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:45,860 Does that answer your question? 1597 01:27:45,900 --> 01:27:50,130 l have your address, and l know you have a wife and child. 1598 01:27:50,170 --> 01:27:52,200 ls that correct? 1599 01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:53,710 Well, if nothing is printed... 1600 01:27:54,140 --> 01:27:56,740 we might be in the mood for a barbecue. 1601 01:27:56,780 --> 01:27:59,870 Get what l mean? A human barbecue. 1602 01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:02,580 End of question-and-answer period. 1603 01:28:02,620 --> 01:28:04,520 Proceed with the execution. 1604 01:28:05,790 --> 01:28:09,020 They are finished, and a lovely couple they are. 1605 01:28:09,060 --> 01:28:10,360 Aren't they? 1606 01:28:10,390 --> 01:28:12,560 Gentlemen of the press, get ready... 1607 01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:14,830 'cause you are about to witness... 1608 01:28:14,870 --> 01:28:16,330 the biggest news event of the year. 1609 01:28:16,370 --> 01:28:18,600 Live homicide. 1610 01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:21,860 Connie and Raymond Marble... 1611 01:28:21,910 --> 01:28:24,270 you have breathed your last breath. 1612 01:28:24,310 --> 01:28:27,570 You have sighed your last sigh. 1613 01:28:27,610 --> 01:28:30,580 You are no longer alive. 1614 01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:38,120 Connie Marble... 1615 01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:41,180 you stand convicted of asshole-ism. 1616 01:28:41,220 --> 01:28:44,660 The proper punishment will now take place. 1617 01:28:44,690 --> 01:28:47,750 Look pretty for the picture, Connie. 1618 01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:49,430 That's it. 1619 01:28:53,540 --> 01:28:56,560 No further questions. No further pictures. 1620 01:28:56,610 --> 01:28:58,370 l have spoken. 1621 01:28:58,410 --> 01:28:59,380 Thanks for the scoop, Divine. 1622 01:28:59,410 --> 01:29:00,970 Next month's sales should be booming. 1623 01:29:01,010 --> 01:29:02,440 Thank you for coming. 1624 01:29:02,480 --> 01:29:03,380 Do keep in touch. 1625 01:29:03,410 --> 01:29:04,680 l will, Mr. Vader. 1626 01:29:04,710 --> 01:29:05,770 Always know where l am. 1627 01:29:05,820 --> 01:29:07,780 Thank you for coming. 1628 01:29:07,820 --> 01:29:10,080 Always count on her for a story, l'll tell you that. 1629 01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:11,550 She always was a news-conscious woman. 1630 01:29:11,590 --> 01:29:12,950 The only problem is, l don't know... 1631 01:29:12,990 --> 01:29:15,420 we've been trying to get '"Midnight"" in supermarkets... 1632 01:29:15,460 --> 01:29:18,160 and it is a hot story, all right, but it's so squalid. 1633 01:29:18,200 --> 01:29:19,750 Well, ""The Tattler"" will be in the supermarkets. 1634 01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:20,350 You can bet on that. 1635 01:29:22,330 --> 01:29:25,060 The time has come for flight, my children. 1636 01:29:25,100 --> 01:29:26,730 Where to, Mama? Where to? 1637 01:29:26,770 --> 01:29:28,430 Let's move to Boise. 1638 01:29:28,470 --> 01:29:30,370 l always wanted to go there. 1639 01:29:30,410 --> 01:29:31,370 Boise, Cotton? 1640 01:29:31,410 --> 01:29:33,840 Why, that might not be a bad place. 1641 01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:35,040 Were you ever there, Cotton? 1642 01:29:35,080 --> 01:29:36,140 Only once. 1643 01:29:36,180 --> 01:29:37,980 We robbed a transit bus there. Remember? 1644 01:29:38,010 --> 01:29:40,920 l remember. The number 42. 1645 01:29:40,950 --> 01:29:44,250 Let's sleep in gas station lavatories this time, Mama. 1646 01:29:44,290 --> 01:29:45,750 Fuck permanent residences. 1647 01:29:45,790 --> 01:29:47,420 lt'll strengthen our filthiness. 1648 01:29:47,460 --> 01:29:49,520 Oh, Crackers, that's a wonderful idea. 1649 01:29:49,560 --> 01:29:51,390 Gas station lavatories. 1650 01:29:51,430 --> 01:29:54,330 What do you say, Babs? Let's move to Boise. 1651 01:29:54,360 --> 01:29:56,830 lf that's what you want, my children... 1652 01:29:56,870 --> 01:29:58,200 then that's what you'll get. 1653 01:29:58,240 --> 01:30:01,500 Boise, ldaho, here we come. 1654 01:30:01,540 --> 01:30:04,370 l hope Boise's ready for some star residents. 1655 01:30:04,410 --> 01:30:07,140 Why, l'll have to change my appearance. 1656 01:30:07,180 --> 01:30:08,910 l think l'll dye my hair another color... 1657 01:30:08,950 --> 01:30:10,340 and start dressing like a dyke. 1658 01:30:10,380 --> 01:30:11,970 Me, too. l'll get a crewcut. 1659 01:30:12,020 --> 01:30:14,710 Maybe it's about time l started dying my hair, too. 1660 01:30:14,750 --> 01:30:16,380 What color do you want, honey? 1661 01:30:16,420 --> 01:30:18,110 l'm going to make mine hot pink... 1662 01:30:18,150 --> 01:30:20,920 with a D.A. with Elvis Presley sideburns. 1663 01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:22,290 Maybe blond, Mama. 1664 01:30:22,330 --> 01:30:23,690 Do you think l'd look good as a blond? 1665 01:30:23,730 --> 01:30:26,360 Do you think it would enhance my filthiness? 1666 01:30:26,400 --> 01:30:28,560 Oh, Crackers, you should dye your hair. 1667 01:30:28,600 --> 01:30:30,530 lt would make you look much filthier. 1668 01:30:30,570 --> 01:30:32,630 Won't it be fun? 1669 01:30:32,670 --> 01:30:35,730 l'll have a crewcut, you'll have a pink D.A... 1670 01:30:35,770 --> 01:30:37,760 and Crackers will have blond hair... 1671 01:30:37,810 --> 01:30:40,110 all in Boise, ldaho. 1672 01:30:40,140 --> 01:30:41,670 Then it's settled. 1673 01:30:41,710 --> 01:30:44,270 Boise, ldaho, get ready. 1674 01:30:44,310 --> 01:30:46,510 You are about to receive some migrants... 1675 01:30:46,550 --> 01:30:48,180 of a very special nature... 1676 01:30:48,220 --> 01:30:50,910 a nature that defies description. 1677 01:30:50,950 --> 01:30:53,550 You are about to receive into your community... 1678 01:30:53,590 --> 01:30:56,390 the filthiest people alive. 1679 01:30:56,590 --> 01:30:59,030 The filthiest people alive? 1680 01:30:59,060 --> 01:31:02,550 Well, you think you know somebody filthier? 1681 01:31:02,600 --> 01:31:06,500 Watch as Divine proves that not only is she... 1682 01:31:06,540 --> 01:31:07,940 the filthiest person in the world... 1683 01:31:07,970 --> 01:31:12,070 she is also the filthiest actress in the world. 1684 01:31:12,110 --> 01:31:17,010 What you are about to see is a real thing. 1685 01:32:16,270 --> 01:32:18,600 Hello. l'm John Waters. 1686 01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:20,740 l hope you enjoyed my film, ""Pink Flamingos."" 1687 01:32:20,780 --> 01:32:22,010 l'd like to show you some scenes... 1688 01:32:22,050 --> 01:32:23,310 that were cut from the movie... 1689 01:32:23,350 --> 01:32:25,580 footage l recently discovered in my attic. 1690 01:32:25,620 --> 01:32:28,350 Good morning, Cotton. 1691 01:32:28,390 --> 01:32:30,440 Good morning, Babs. 1692 01:32:30,490 --> 01:32:31,920 Did you sleep well? 1693 01:32:31,960 --> 01:32:33,420 lt was chilly last night. 1694 01:32:33,460 --> 01:32:36,120 Oh, Cotton, l slept unbelievably well. 1695 01:32:36,160 --> 01:32:39,390 This country air really does something to you, doesn't it? 1696 01:32:39,430 --> 01:32:43,020 Why, l had dreams last night that made me feel young again. 1697 01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:44,530 ln the original script... 1698 01:32:44,570 --> 01:32:46,690 Divine was supposed to be writing her memoirs... 1699 01:32:46,740 --> 01:32:48,430 as she hid out in her trailer. 1700 01:32:48,470 --> 01:32:53,140 ""Being Divine."" Chapter three, June, 1965. 1701 01:32:53,180 --> 01:32:55,270 lt was about this time in my career... 1702 01:32:55,310 --> 01:32:57,840 that l realized l was capable of being perfect... 1703 01:32:57,880 --> 01:33:00,680 perfect in every aspect of human development. 1704 01:33:01,220 --> 01:33:04,240 Of course, Connie Marble was also hard at work... 1705 01:33:04,290 --> 01:33:05,550 and in the first cut of the film... 1706 01:33:05,590 --> 01:33:08,650 life was even worse for poor Channing the butler. 1707 01:33:08,690 --> 01:33:10,320 You know l hate fucking them. 1708 01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:12,350 l have to deliver the babies, bury the bodies... 1709 01:33:12,400 --> 01:33:14,260 help kidnap them. 1710 01:33:14,300 --> 01:33:16,320 Why do l have to get them pregnant, too? 1711 01:33:16,370 --> 01:33:18,530 Why? You said you'd get somebody else... 1712 01:33:18,570 --> 01:33:20,330 to do it this time. 1713 01:33:20,370 --> 01:33:21,500 l changed my mind. 1714 01:33:21,540 --> 01:33:23,010 So just go get ready. 1715 01:33:23,040 --> 01:33:24,510 Give Susan some pills... 1716 01:33:24,540 --> 01:33:26,270 get the body out of the basement... 1717 01:33:26,310 --> 01:33:29,210 and mentally prepare yourself for this evening. 1718 01:33:29,250 --> 01:33:31,580 What's a little fuck, Chan? 1719 01:33:31,610 --> 01:33:32,580 lf it doesn't turn you on... 1720 01:33:32,620 --> 01:33:34,640 just jerk off and then stick it in her. 1721 01:33:34,680 --> 01:33:37,410 That way, you only have to be connected for a few seconds. 1722 01:33:37,450 --> 01:33:39,350 l don't really care if either of you... 1723 01:33:39,390 --> 01:33:40,410 get any pleasure out of it. 1724 01:33:40,460 --> 01:33:42,050 Just get her pregnant, Chan. 1725 01:33:42,090 --> 01:33:43,530 That's all that matters. 1726 01:33:43,560 --> 01:33:46,360 A little baby beginning to grow... 1727 01:33:46,400 --> 01:33:50,830 from one little fuck to $5,000 in nine months. 1728 01:33:50,870 --> 01:33:51,130 Maybe it was Connie's marital problems... 1729 01:33:53,040 --> 01:33:54,700 that made her so irritable. 1730 01:33:54,740 --> 01:33:57,830 Where's Raymond? Where is he? 1731 01:33:57,870 --> 01:34:00,640 How could he leave me alone with these servants... 1732 01:34:00,680 --> 01:34:03,110 these stupid asshole servants? 1733 01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:05,910 Animal rights activists always say to me... 1734 01:34:05,950 --> 01:34:08,080 ""How could you kill a chicken for a movie?"" 1735 01:34:08,120 --> 01:34:09,590 Well, l eat chicken... 1736 01:34:09,620 --> 01:34:10,640 and l know the chicken didn't land on my plate... 1737 01:34:10,690 --> 01:34:11,810 from a heart attack. 1738 01:34:11,860 --> 01:34:13,020 We bought the chicken... 1739 01:34:13,060 --> 01:34:15,720 from a farmer who advertised freshly killed chicken. 1740 01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:17,850 l think we made the chicken's life better. 1741 01:34:17,890 --> 01:34:20,120 Got to be in a movie, got fucked. 1742 01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:21,720 And then right after filming the next take... 1743 01:34:21,770 --> 01:34:23,060 the cast ate the chicken. 1744 01:34:24,870 --> 01:34:27,000 Oh, good morning, honey. 1745 01:34:27,040 --> 01:34:28,940 lsn't it a beauty today? 1746 01:34:28,970 --> 01:34:30,910 Shit, yeah. You cooking eggs for Edie? 1747 01:34:30,940 --> 01:34:33,840 l want to fry me up this chicken when you're through. 1748 01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:35,470 Sure, honey. lt'll only take me a minute. 1749 01:34:35,510 --> 01:34:37,450 Why don't you sit down there and keep mother company? 1750 01:34:37,480 --> 01:34:39,510 Did you have a good time last night? 1751 01:34:39,550 --> 01:34:41,920 Yeah. lt's weird being back in Baltimore. 1752 01:34:41,950 --> 01:34:45,010 Went down Broadway last night and saw a lot of old friends. 1753 01:34:45,050 --> 01:34:48,680 You remember Patty Hitler? l saw her. 1754 01:34:48,730 --> 01:34:51,190 She almost shit when she heard you were in town. 1755 01:34:51,230 --> 01:34:52,350 She gave me this to show you. 1756 01:34:52,400 --> 01:34:53,520 What is it, honey? 1757 01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:54,860 The ""Midnight,"" Mama. 1758 01:34:54,900 --> 01:34:56,130 You made the cover of the ""Midnight."" 1759 01:34:56,170 --> 01:34:57,630 '"Filthiest Person Alive,"" they call you. 1760 01:34:57,770 --> 01:34:59,230 Ain't that a gas? 1761 01:34:59,270 --> 01:35:02,640 My original ad copy for ""Pink Flamingos"" read... 1762 01:35:02,670 --> 01:35:05,730 '"The filthiest people alive-- their loves, their hates... 1763 01:35:05,780 --> 01:35:08,370 '"and their unquenchable thirst for notoriety."" 1764 01:35:08,410 --> 01:35:11,810 Oh, Crackers, this copy's hysterical. 1765 01:35:11,850 --> 01:35:13,320 lt's mostly from the press releases... 1766 01:35:13,350 --> 01:35:14,610 l sent the wire services. 1767 01:35:14,650 --> 01:35:16,680 More fame, Mama, more fame. 1768 01:35:16,720 --> 01:35:19,810 Once the film was released, some people in the audience... 1769 01:35:19,860 --> 01:35:21,880 actually believed Divine was wanted for murder. 1770 01:35:21,930 --> 01:35:25,490 Oh, my God! What a horrible photograph. 1771 01:35:25,530 --> 01:35:29,590 My first ""Wanted"" poster, and l have to look just awful. 1772 01:35:29,630 --> 01:35:32,000 l can't imagine l had Divine say his real name... 1773 01:35:32,040 --> 01:35:33,470 in the following take. 1774 01:35:33,500 --> 01:35:37,000 Luckily, my hair isn't this harsh black color anymore. 1775 01:35:37,040 --> 01:35:39,800 And look at some of my aliases they have down there. 1776 01:35:39,840 --> 01:35:41,940 Glen Milstead? 1777 01:35:41,980 --> 01:35:45,440 Why, l only used that one on one day of hanging paper. 1778 01:35:45,480 --> 01:35:49,280 And look. They've even got The Hog Princess down here. 1779 01:35:49,890 --> 01:35:51,150 Edith Massey sometimes had trouble... 1780 01:35:51,190 --> 01:35:53,160 remembering long monologues... 1781 01:35:53,190 --> 01:35:55,710 but she had a screen presence all her own. 1782 01:35:55,760 --> 01:35:58,020 Freddy, l want you to meet Joanne. 1783 01:35:58,060 --> 01:36:00,190 Joanne, this is Freddy. 1784 01:36:00,230 --> 01:36:02,530 l know you'll like each other. 1785 01:36:02,570 --> 01:36:05,330 And l don't care what people say. 1786 01:36:05,370 --> 01:36:08,700 And, Joanne, l know you're hard-boiled... 1787 01:36:08,740 --> 01:36:11,710 but Freddy doesn't think you're tough or cheap. 1788 01:36:11,740 --> 01:36:14,010 He respects you. Don't you, Freddy? 1789 01:36:14,040 --> 01:36:16,570 We didn't have any money in the budget for catering... 1790 01:36:16,610 --> 01:36:18,170 so Edie was quite happy to get to eat... 1791 01:36:18,210 --> 01:36:19,180 in the following take. 1792 01:36:19,220 --> 01:36:22,150 Be careful. l'm going to eat you. 1793 01:36:22,190 --> 01:36:24,120 Edie's getting mighty hungry. 1794 01:36:26,120 --> 01:36:29,460 Oh, don't worry, Freddy. l have some more for you. 1795 01:36:29,490 --> 01:36:37,330 l have Rhonda, Donna, Sherry, and Little Yeller. 1796 01:36:37,930 --> 01:36:40,370 ln the original script, Raymond and Connie Marble... 1797 01:36:40,400 --> 01:36:43,500 also raided Divine's trailer much earlier in the story. 1798 01:36:43,540 --> 01:36:46,130 Does Divine really live like this... 1799 01:36:46,180 --> 01:36:48,670 out here in the country like a hillbilly? 1800 01:36:48,710 --> 01:36:51,740 God, with all these disgusting trees... 1801 01:36:51,780 --> 01:36:53,110 and shrubbery and wildlife... 1802 01:36:53,150 --> 01:36:55,170 l'd be scared to sleep at night... 1803 01:36:55,220 --> 01:36:57,780 knowing possums and raccoon and deer... 1804 01:36:57,820 --> 01:36:59,690 and God knows what other creatures... 1805 01:36:59,720 --> 01:37:00,810 would be lurking outside... 1806 01:37:00,860 --> 01:37:02,690 fucking and shitting right out in the open. 1807 01:37:02,730 --> 01:37:05,250 l do love their nature dialog. 1808 01:37:05,300 --> 01:37:07,630 Ooh, God! Did you hear that? 1809 01:37:07,660 --> 01:37:09,290 Horrid little bird. 1810 01:37:09,330 --> 01:37:11,660 Just asking for it, l guess. 1811 01:37:11,700 --> 01:37:14,360 Humans never realize the dirty little lives... 1812 01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:15,960 these animals lead out in the country. 1813 01:37:16,010 --> 01:37:17,500 Makes me sick, that's all. 1814 01:37:17,540 --> 01:37:19,200 lt was freezing cold... 1815 01:37:19,240 --> 01:37:22,180 the day we filmed poor Edie's egg humiliation. 1816 01:37:22,210 --> 01:37:24,480 Look at her! 1817 01:37:24,510 --> 01:37:27,420 Well, Miss Egg Baby... 1818 01:37:27,450 --> 01:37:30,080 we've got some eggs here for you. 1819 01:37:35,760 --> 01:37:37,090 How do you like them this way? 1820 01:37:41,800 --> 01:37:44,820 Oh, and l've got another little surprise for you. 1821 01:37:44,870 --> 01:37:49,330 There. Little baby doll. All grown up. 1822 01:37:49,370 --> 01:37:50,770 Charles Baker would shit. 1823 01:37:50,810 --> 01:37:52,170 Shut up! 1824 01:37:52,510 --> 01:37:55,410 The real way Divine discovered the Marbles did it? 1825 01:37:55,450 --> 01:37:59,510 A character cut from the film-- vicious gossip Patty Hitler. 1826 01:37:59,550 --> 01:38:02,610 Remember Big Jimmy from down Pratt Street? 1827 01:38:02,650 --> 01:38:04,180 Big asshole finally turned queer. 1828 01:38:04,220 --> 01:38:06,880 And that wife of his, all she does is sit around, drink... 1829 01:38:06,920 --> 01:38:08,450 neglect those awful kids. 1830 01:38:08,490 --> 01:38:09,620 Terrible. 1831 01:38:09,660 --> 01:38:11,460 One of them's retarded. Such a shame. 1832 01:38:11,490 --> 01:38:13,660 And you remember Karen what's-her-name from the bar? 1833 01:38:13,700 --> 01:38:14,890 She's dead, honey. 1834 01:38:14,930 --> 01:38:18,460 Life-affirming characters, that's my specialty. 1835 01:38:18,500 --> 01:38:21,300 l saw her once. She's an ugly bitch. 1836 01:38:21,340 --> 01:38:22,300 Wears glasses. 1837 01:38:22,340 --> 01:38:25,470 And him--what a lulu! Blue hair. 1838 01:38:25,510 --> 01:38:28,840 You can see the bad continuity coming up in this scene. 1839 01:38:28,880 --> 01:38:31,680 We forgot to put Edie's baby bonnet back on her head. 1840 01:38:32,880 --> 01:38:34,250 What's the matter? What's the matter? 1841 01:38:34,280 --> 01:38:36,550 What's happened to Edie? 1842 01:38:36,590 --> 01:38:38,250 l'm afraid we've had more trouble. 1843 01:38:38,290 --> 01:38:40,150 Some people broke in while we were gone... 1844 01:38:40,190 --> 01:38:41,520 and did this to Mama. 1845 01:38:41,560 --> 01:38:44,320 Broke raw eggs all over her and dressed her mockingly... 1846 01:38:44,360 --> 01:38:45,880 but l know who did it. 1847 01:38:45,930 --> 01:38:48,830 Patty Hitler gave me all the information we need... 1848 01:38:48,870 --> 01:38:50,160 to solve this case. 1849 01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:53,000 Two would-be filth balls named Connie and Raymond Marble... 1850 01:38:53,040 --> 01:38:54,160 are responsible for this deed. 1851 01:38:54,570 --> 01:38:57,840 And now for the strangest nudity l ever filmed. 1852 01:38:57,870 --> 01:39:01,370 l've got to take a little rest myself. 1853 01:39:11,950 --> 01:39:14,320 What's the matter, Cotton? What's the matter? 1854 01:39:14,360 --> 01:39:15,480 They must have done it. 1855 01:39:15,530 --> 01:39:17,390 There's boll weevils in my bed. 1856 01:39:18,090 --> 01:39:19,760 A big subplot that was cut from the film... 1857 01:39:19,800 --> 01:39:22,290 was the revenge murder of Cookie the spy. 1858 01:39:22,330 --> 01:39:25,390 Sharpen your blades, Cotton. We got some cutting to do. 1859 01:39:25,440 --> 01:39:26,960 l'm using a gun on this one. 1860 01:39:27,000 --> 01:39:28,870 l'm not breaking my nails this time. 1861 01:39:28,910 --> 01:39:30,400 l might need them for scratching. 1862 01:39:30,440 --> 01:39:32,470 Upstairs. That's her room. 1863 01:39:32,510 --> 01:39:33,500 She better be awake. 1864 01:39:33,540 --> 01:39:35,140 lt's so dull when they're sleeping. 1865 01:39:44,620 --> 01:39:45,950 Where's Cookie? 1866 01:39:45,990 --> 01:39:47,820 Cookie? Who are you? 1867 01:39:47,860 --> 01:39:49,420 We know she's here. Where is she? 1868 01:39:49,460 --> 01:39:50,860 She's not here. What is it? 1869 01:39:50,890 --> 01:39:51,920 Die, bitch! 1870 01:40:02,370 --> 01:40:04,860 Rivers of gore! 1871 01:40:15,990 --> 01:40:18,110 Oh, God, you're beautiful, Crackers. 1872 01:40:18,150 --> 01:40:20,050 lt's not just Babs l love anymore. 1873 01:40:20,090 --> 01:40:22,110 lt used to be, but now it's you, too. 1874 01:40:22,160 --> 01:40:24,350 Both of you l love so much. 1875 01:40:24,390 --> 01:40:27,290 lt's your mind, your imagination... 1876 01:40:27,330 --> 01:40:29,200 that filthy mind with rotten ideas. 1877 01:40:29,230 --> 01:40:32,500 And your face-- that beautiful, beautiful face. 1878 01:40:32,540 --> 01:40:34,970 You like it, baby? 1879 01:40:35,000 --> 01:40:36,560 My face is yours to look at... 1880 01:40:36,610 --> 01:40:38,300 as long as you keep looking back. 1881 01:40:38,340 --> 01:40:40,140 A lot of people like cunt, you know. 1882 01:40:40,180 --> 01:40:41,580 Men, women. 1883 01:40:41,610 --> 01:40:43,810 But your eyes are like a cunt to me, honey. 1884 01:40:43,850 --> 01:40:45,510 You can look and look and look... 1885 01:40:45,550 --> 01:40:47,450 and still l wake up wishing you were there... 1886 01:40:47,480 --> 01:40:49,420 watching me twenty-four hours a day. 1887 01:40:49,450 --> 01:40:50,580 Them cunt eyes. 1888 01:40:50,620 --> 01:40:53,520 Cunt eyes? What was l thinking about? 1889 01:40:53,560 --> 01:40:56,860 Was your cutting and hacking successful, my children? 1890 01:40:56,890 --> 01:41:00,160 Oh, Babs, it was a ball and a half doing it again... 1891 01:41:00,200 --> 01:41:02,530 a real feeling of true liberation. 1892 01:41:02,570 --> 01:41:05,500 Why, Cookie won't be doing any more spying on anybody else. 1893 01:41:05,540 --> 01:41:06,930 You can be sure of that. 1894 01:41:06,970 --> 01:41:08,990 She looked like a piece of raw ham... 1895 01:41:09,040 --> 01:41:10,270 when we got through with her. 1896 01:41:10,310 --> 01:41:12,330 And, Babs, here's her ear. 1897 01:41:12,380 --> 01:41:14,970 l got the left one. l hope that's all right. 1898 01:41:15,010 --> 01:41:17,540 Either one would have been quite satisfactory, darling. 1899 01:41:17,580 --> 01:41:18,910 Thank you. 1900 01:41:20,720 --> 01:41:22,120 The original curse on the Marbles... 1901 01:41:22,150 --> 01:41:25,020 by Divine and Crackers was even more complicated. 1902 01:41:26,160 --> 01:41:28,890 What's this pitiful room supposed to be? 1903 01:41:28,930 --> 01:41:30,890 Looks like some kind of fucking office. 1904 01:41:30,930 --> 01:41:33,260 Look. That must be a picture of her. 1905 01:41:33,300 --> 01:41:36,160 That dog has an office. What the fuck for? 1906 01:41:36,200 --> 01:41:38,060 So she can sit in here with that ugly red hair... 1907 01:41:38,100 --> 01:41:39,690 and asshole off all day? 1908 01:41:39,740 --> 01:41:41,570 Touch everything, Crackers. 1909 01:41:42,970 --> 01:41:45,170 Let our divinity and fame be felt on everything... 1910 01:41:45,210 --> 01:41:47,070 in this middle-class dump. 1911 01:41:47,110 --> 01:41:49,810 Look how pissy these turds must be. 1912 01:41:49,850 --> 01:41:53,370 Central heating! How repellent! 1913 01:41:53,420 --> 01:41:56,280 l'm not even sure l understand this part. 1914 01:41:56,320 --> 01:41:58,790 Leave your fingerprints on everything, darling. 1915 01:41:58,820 --> 01:42:01,880 Touch and feel. Rub, touch, and feel. 1916 01:42:01,920 --> 01:42:04,790 Take your shoes off! 1917 01:42:04,830 --> 01:42:07,130 Let the rugs know we're here, too. 1918 01:42:07,160 --> 01:42:08,530 Let the rugs know. 1919 01:42:08,560 --> 01:42:09,790 Touch and feel. 1920 01:42:10,270 --> 01:42:11,930 But Connie didn't have a clue. 1921 01:42:11,970 --> 01:42:13,700 She was still ranting and raving... 1922 01:42:13,740 --> 01:42:15,730 about catching her butler in drag. 1923 01:42:15,770 --> 01:42:18,640 Oh, God, the thought of his hairy body... 1924 01:42:18,670 --> 01:42:20,670 in some of my fine dresses and gowns... 1925 01:42:20,710 --> 01:42:22,740 will never leave me, Raymond. 1926 01:42:22,780 --> 01:42:25,940 To think of the value of my wardrobe... 1927 01:42:25,980 --> 01:42:28,280 and then to think of his person... 1928 01:42:28,320 --> 01:42:32,380 actually defiling all those fine silks and hand-woven garments. 1929 01:42:32,420 --> 01:42:34,980 And my underwear! 1930 01:42:35,020 --> 01:42:37,620 His nipples have actually touched... 1931 01:42:37,660 --> 01:42:40,190 where l have rested mine. 1932 01:42:40,230 --> 01:42:41,820 But that ain't nothing, Connie... 1933 01:42:41,860 --> 01:42:44,200 not compared to what you got coming. 1934 01:42:44,230 --> 01:42:45,220 Oh, Connie. 1935 01:42:45,270 --> 01:42:49,300 Connie, Connie, with hair, oh, so red. 1936 01:42:49,340 --> 01:42:54,610 How do these scissors feel so near your head? 1937 01:42:57,310 --> 01:42:59,300 Watch one of my favorite scenes... 1938 01:42:59,350 --> 01:43:01,080 that ended up on the cutting room floor. 1939 01:43:01,120 --> 01:43:02,850 Divine, Crackers, and Cotton sing... 1940 01:43:02,890 --> 01:43:05,790 ""We Are the Filthiest People Alive"" in pig Latin. 1941 01:43:05,820 --> 01:43:10,880 E-way are-ay e-they ilthiest-fay 1942 01:43:10,930 --> 01:43:17,330 Eople-pay in-ay e-they ole-hay ide-way orld-way 1943 01:43:18,970 --> 01:43:21,370 l'd like to close with the original trailer... 1944 01:43:21,400 --> 01:43:23,530 New Line Cinema used to sell ""Pink Flamingos."" 1945 01:43:23,570 --> 01:43:27,630 Notice no footage from the actual movie is ever shown. 1946 01:43:32,180 --> 01:43:33,650 How did you happen to hear about it? 1947 01:43:33,680 --> 01:43:35,210 From some friends who saw it... 1948 01:43:35,250 --> 01:43:37,150 and thought it was absolutely marvelous. 1949 01:43:37,190 --> 01:43:38,850 l'll be very insulted. 1950 01:43:38,890 --> 01:43:42,920 Rex Reed told us that it's fabulous. 1951 01:43:42,960 --> 01:43:44,790 Why'd you come out at midnight to see it? 1952 01:43:44,830 --> 01:43:46,350 Why go home at midnight? 1953 01:43:46,400 --> 01:43:47,730 What are you going to see there? 1954 01:43:47,760 --> 01:43:51,060 l guess there are just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone... 1955 01:43:51,100 --> 01:43:53,860 my kind of people and assholes. 1956 01:43:55,970 --> 01:43:58,030 Fantastic. Third time l've been to it. 1957 01:43:58,070 --> 01:44:00,570 lt's an incredible head thing for people. 1958 01:44:00,610 --> 01:44:01,910 Oh, it's marvelous. Absolutely. 1959 01:44:01,940 --> 01:44:04,810 The most disgusting thing l've ever seen in my whole life. 1960 01:44:04,850 --> 01:44:06,210 Not to be believed. 1961 01:44:06,250 --> 01:44:07,650 Absolutely outrageous. 1962 01:44:07,680 --> 01:44:09,880 lt was divine. lt was fabulous. 1963 01:44:09,920 --> 01:44:12,850 Oh, my God! What are you doing? 1964 01:44:20,360 --> 01:44:22,190 lt's absolutely better than ""Cries and Whispers."" 1965 01:44:22,230 --> 01:44:26,170 l think it's the future of city living. 1966 01:44:26,200 --> 01:44:27,570 -Out... -...rageous. 1967 01:44:27,600 --> 01:44:30,230 Fantastic. lt was really fun. 1968 01:44:30,270 --> 01:44:34,210 Excellent. Loved it. Really good. 1969 01:44:34,240 --> 01:44:35,370 Really good, right? 1970 01:44:35,410 --> 01:44:36,670 lt was great. 1971 01:44:36,710 --> 01:44:37,770 Piece of garbage. 1972 01:44:45,920 --> 01:44:48,750 The only part l didn't like was the snakes. 1973 01:44:48,790 --> 01:44:50,320 l have an aversion to snakes. 1974 01:44:50,360 --> 01:44:51,380 lt was divine. 1975 01:44:51,430 --> 01:44:53,020 l love religious movies. 1976 01:44:53,060 --> 01:44:55,220 lt was a little gross, but l liked it. 1977 01:44:55,260 --> 01:44:59,460 lt was really the grossest film l've seen. 1978 01:44:59,500 --> 01:45:01,330 l think John Waters has got his finger... 1979 01:45:01,370 --> 01:45:02,560 on the pulse of America. 1980 01:45:02,610 --> 01:45:05,470 l think he's got his thumb securely up America's ass. 1981 01:45:05,510 --> 01:45:07,670 l enjoy dirty things as much as everyone else does... 1982 01:45:07,710 --> 01:45:09,180 but this isn't even dirty. 1983 01:45:09,210 --> 01:45:10,700 lt's just disgusting.